Today's Match-Up: Brown vs James
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James Brown (The Godfather of Soul) vs Rick James (The King of Punk-Funk)
That photo of Rick James just cracks me up. How on Earth could he have been a sex symbol? Now James Brown I understand; anyone who can self-induce a seizure on stage is hawt. Regardless, they must fight to the death for a spot in Round Deuce, so VOTE NOW!
Winner:
James Brown (13 votes)
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Rick James (2 votes)
Brown easily defeats James and moves on to the second round. What's up with so few votes, though? Come on, people! I know we can at least break 20!
Featured commentary:
James Brown helped prevent a riot.
Rick James became a catch phrase that every asshole at your work has repeated ad nauseam.
James Brown wins. - cheesegimp