Today's Match-Up: The Seven Dwarfs vs The Lollipop Guild
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The Seven Dwarfs (industrious miners; possibly communist) vs The Lollipop Guild (industrious candy-makers; possibly the mafia of the Emerald City)
Whoever wins this contest, we all lose. Vote now.
Winner:
The Lollipop Guild (17 votes)
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The Seven Dwarfs (0 votes)
Our first shutout of 2008 sees the Seven Dwarfs thoroughly trampled by the Munchkinland Mafia. Considering they only appear in The Wizard of Oz for about two minutes, this is quite impressive. Looks like they're already a strong contender for Da Boss.
Featured commentary:
Well, let's take a look at the pictures here. First thing we notice is that the seven dwarves have a clear advantage in numbers. My first grade teacher told me that 7 > 3, and that's something that I've always taken to heart. However, let's look a little closer.
In the Lollipop Guild, let's go one by one. There's the red guy. He probably looks the weakest of them, and yet his mouth is still openning in such a way to imply he's about to bite your fingers off. Then, there's the green guy. This guy looks like a tiny, vicious, angry version of Kevin Spacey. There's nothing about that sentence that doesn't frighten me. Then there's the blue guy. Now this guy looks really mean, and pissed off. But more important than any of that, he's so strong his HAIR is flexing!! That's pretty intimidating, if even your hair has muscles.
Well, let's look back at the Dwarves picture, see if anything pops up as scary about them. Hmm, that's strange. Why are they piled on top of one another? Upon closer examination, their hands seem to be pressed against something in front of them, too. Looking closely at this picture, one can only conclude that the Seven Dwarves are trapped inside a tall but narrow glass box.
So this fight has one one side a Finger Biter, an Angry Tiny Kevin Spacey, and Hair Flex Dude, and on the other side, a bunch of dwarves stuck in a glass box. And one of them is sneezing all over the rest of them.
I think it's clear who should win this fight.
Lollipop Guild for the win! - jiminwindsor