The True Spirit of Hanukkah
*Phone rings*
Lauren: *Whispers* Hello?
Josh: Why are you whispering? Are you with a guy?
Lauren: Yes, several. I'm in the library.
Josh: Okay. I'm at Target. What do you want for Hanukkah?
Lauren: Oh yeah...wow, we still haven't exchanged birthday presents from 5 months ago. Hmm... I haven't thought about it. Anything is good.
Josh: Well, I'm in the DVD section now. How about "Best of Bob Saget? It's 4 minutes long. The "Worst of Bob Saget" is 4 hours long. I thought about getting you a slushee-maker so you could make alcohol slushees in your room, but that won't fit in my suitcase to go to London.
Lauren: Haha What do YOU want for Hanukkah? Wait, actually, I hear they don't have peanut butter in Europe, which makes me nervous about going to France. Are you a peanut butter freak like me?
Josh: Oh yeah, that's right. Get me some peanut butter. Buy me chunky Skippy and regular Jif. Okay, your reception sucks. Bye.
Whilst everybody else is buying their fancy flapper hats and record players, or whatever are this season's big-ticket items, Josh and I know the best Hanukkah gifts: 4 minute non-funny DVDs starring idiots and America's favorite accidentally-made condiment.
Lauren: *Whispers* Hello?
Josh: Why are you whispering? Are you with a guy?
Lauren: Yes, several. I'm in the library.
Josh: Okay. I'm at Target. What do you want for Hanukkah?
Lauren: Oh yeah...wow, we still haven't exchanged birthday presents from 5 months ago. Hmm... I haven't thought about it. Anything is good.
Josh: Well, I'm in the DVD section now. How about "Best of Bob Saget? It's 4 minutes long. The "Worst of Bob Saget" is 4 hours long. I thought about getting you a slushee-maker so you could make alcohol slushees in your room, but that won't fit in my suitcase to go to London.
Lauren: Haha What do YOU want for Hanukkah? Wait, actually, I hear they don't have peanut butter in Europe, which makes me nervous about going to France. Are you a peanut butter freak like me?
Josh: Oh yeah, that's right. Get me some peanut butter. Buy me chunky Skippy and regular Jif. Okay, your reception sucks. Bye.
Whilst everybody else is buying their fancy flapper hats and record players, or whatever are this season's big-ticket items, Josh and I know the best Hanukkah gifts: 4 minute non-funny DVDs starring idiots and America's favorite accidentally-made condiment.