Eric is going to make a great dad some day.
Geminian68 (12:11:50 AM): can you tell me a bedtime story?
TR0Z (12:14:11 AM): yo!
TR0Z (12:14:12 AM): sure
TR0Z (12:14:28 AM): do you like rhinos?
Geminian68 (12:14:35 AM): yes!
TR0Z (12:15:21 AM): okay
TR0Z (12:15:30 AM): once upon a time there was a family of rhinos
TR0Z (12:15:35 AM): There was freddie the dad
TR0Z (12:15:38 AM): missy the mom
TR0Z (12:15:49 AM): and Rolando, their retarded rhino child
Geminian68 (12:15:58 AM): hahaha
TR0Z (12:16:04 AM): One day
TR0Z (12:16:11 AM): rolando decided to go on an adventure
TR0Z (12:16:39 AM): He first went to the dock to see if any boats were leaving
TR0Z (12:16:49 AM): the sailors laughed at him
TR0Z (12:16:59 AM): "Rhinos can't ride boats"
TR0Z (12:17:04 AM): "You fucking retard"
TR0Z (12:17:09 AM): They were very mean
TR0Z (12:17:28 AM): So, he mauled them all to death
TR0Z (12:17:38 AM): Next he went to the airport
TR0Z (12:17:58 AM): but they wouldn't let him take his horn on the plane due to the new homeland security regulations
TR0Z (12:18:05 AM): so, he mauled them all to death
TR0Z (12:18:55 AM): Next, he went to Nasa.
TR0Z (12:18:59 AM): He begged and he pleaded
TR0Z (12:19:08 AM): for this would be his final chance to travel somewhere exotic
TR0Z (12:19:35 AM): Finally, they relented, having been frightened by the copious amounts of guts on Rolando's horn.
TR0Z (12:20:00 AM): However, just as he finished his training and was about to go up in space, his cell phone rang.
TR0Z (12:21:12 AM): It was his mommy. Freddie had been caught and skinned for the black market. Looks like those poachers really ruined the day. THE END
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Geminian68 (12:21:39 AM): wow
Geminian68 (12:21:46 AM): that was such a great story. i was laughing so hard.
Geminian68 (12:21:49 AM): did you just make that up?
TR0Z (12:21:53 AM): I like bittersweet endings
TR0Z (12:21:53 AM): yes
TR0Z (12:14:11 AM): yo!
TR0Z (12:14:12 AM): sure
TR0Z (12:14:28 AM): do you like rhinos?
Geminian68 (12:14:35 AM): yes!
TR0Z (12:15:21 AM): okay
TR0Z (12:15:30 AM): once upon a time there was a family of rhinos
TR0Z (12:15:35 AM): There was freddie the dad
TR0Z (12:15:38 AM): missy the mom
TR0Z (12:15:49 AM): and Rolando, their retarded rhino child
Geminian68 (12:15:58 AM): hahaha
TR0Z (12:16:04 AM): One day
TR0Z (12:16:11 AM): rolando decided to go on an adventure
TR0Z (12:16:39 AM): He first went to the dock to see if any boats were leaving
TR0Z (12:16:49 AM): the sailors laughed at him
TR0Z (12:16:59 AM): "Rhinos can't ride boats"
TR0Z (12:17:04 AM): "You fucking retard"
TR0Z (12:17:09 AM): They were very mean
TR0Z (12:17:28 AM): So, he mauled them all to death
TR0Z (12:17:38 AM): Next he went to the airport
TR0Z (12:17:58 AM): but they wouldn't let him take his horn on the plane due to the new homeland security regulations
TR0Z (12:18:05 AM): so, he mauled them all to death
TR0Z (12:18:55 AM): Next, he went to Nasa.
TR0Z (12:18:59 AM): He begged and he pleaded
TR0Z (12:19:08 AM): for this would be his final chance to travel somewhere exotic
TR0Z (12:19:35 AM): Finally, they relented, having been frightened by the copious amounts of guts on Rolando's horn.
TR0Z (12:20:00 AM): However, just as he finished his training and was about to go up in space, his cell phone rang.
TR0Z (12:21:12 AM): It was his mommy. Freddie had been caught and skinned for the black market. Looks like those poachers really ruined the day. THE END
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Geminian68 (12:21:39 AM): wow
Geminian68 (12:21:46 AM): that was such a great story. i was laughing so hard.
Geminian68 (12:21:49 AM): did you just make that up?
TR0Z (12:21:53 AM): I like bittersweet endings
TR0Z (12:21:53 AM): yes