Systemic Anamoly...
This man... Is a genius.
Review of Nirvana ~ Nevermind
Muzik became good after this. Anything before this sucks...
Yes People, this opened the door for awesome bands. Kurt Cobain (Who is one my heroes because If I say he was "awesome", people say I'm cool) opened the doors for awesome bands. Thanks to him, Limp Bizkit created Metal in 1997 and extreme Punk bands like Good Charlotte and Simple Plan rule the world nowadayz .Thanks to Nirvana, the world is full with cultured people like myself. Nobody needs all those poser bands that only old people listen to. The Beatles? Who needs them? We have Linkin Park. Led Zeppelin? Who needs the? We have Limp Bizkit. AC/DC? Who needs them? We have Good Charlotte. OMG Nirvana is SOOOOOO cool. When I listen to them, I feel that I'm deep. I think that only Avril Lavigne (A Punk Goddess. She's the messiah of mankind) is a better guitar player than Curt. People bring names of unkown posers like Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Clapton, Michael Romeo and all those losers. But the truth is that they suck because I've never heard them (Because they don't play their songs in the radio and TRL. That means they are bad ). Those "hair bands" were not cool. If a guy doesn't look cool like Kurt, it means the muzik is bad because only people that look cool can create good muzik. That's why Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Ray Charles are morons. Because they didn't look cool. This is the beginning of good muzik. Get it.
What you must get if you want good muzik:
1)Avril Lavigne (Messiah of Punk)
2)Nirvana(Muzik became good after them)
3)Limp Bizkit (They created Metal)
4)Linkin Park(One of the bestest bands ever)
5)Metallica (Load and Reload are OK. But St Anger is the bestest)
6)Good Charlotee (Granfathers of Punk)
7)Simple Plan(Another AWESOME Punk band)
8)50 Cent (A musical genius)
9)Vanilla Ice (Created Rap and Hip Hop)
10) Everything you find at TRL
What you should not get:
1)Classical Muzik Garbage like:
Bach
Pachenbel
Mozart
Beethoven
Verdi
Pretty much all those clowns that you find at the classical muzik section
2)Ray Charles.(This guy wasn't cool at all)
3)Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd and all those self proclaimed "Rock" bands
4)The Beatles (This guys were losers. Irrelevant)
5)Metallica before Load.
6)Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath(This guys said they created Metal but in reality, they created the crap)
7)All that "progressive" crap like Dream Theater.
Nirvana was the beginning of good muzik. If you like them you are cultured and cool like I am. Hail MTV and TRL!!!!!111
Review of Avril Lavigne ~ Under My Skin
The Messiah has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Avril Lavigne is the most brilliant mind in history!!!!. The beztezt muzician ever and her lyrics go beyond the limits of human level!!!!. Avril's lyrics give Shakespearre and Cervantes a run for their money!!!! I have no wordz to explain how brilliant this is. OMG!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
Da Muzak!!!!!!! Avril is the beztest guitar player that there has ever been!!!!! My peeps at the mall share that opinion. Avril is the best ever!!! Hendrix who? Segovia who? Page Who? Vai who? Petrucci who? Malmsteen who? Michael Romeo who? Friedman who? Satriani who? Becker who? Those are all poser losers that can't even make it to TRL. Anything in TRL has more talent than all those pozers together. Hey, I shop at Hot Topic. I know what being underground is. I have a friend that has two Good Charlotte CDs!!! That's being like soooo punk!!!
Avril is the messiah of the punk muzak, guitar, muzak in general and humankind!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review of Simple Plan ~ No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Extreme Undaground Punk Brutality at its Finest !!!!!!!!
This is pure anti mainstream Punk people. Only Avril Lavigne (The greatest genius in history of mankind) is more punk than this. Let me tell you, this guys have TRUE talent. And when I say talent, I don't mean posers with guitars like Satriani, Malsmteen, Vai, Van Halen, Petrucci or those dead posers Hendrix, Segovia and Rhoads (Or whatever his last name was). Neither I mean horrible poser bass players like Tony Levin or Jhon Myung and I don't mean poser drummers wannabes like Peart, Portnoy or that dead poser of Led Zeppelin (A really bad band)either. No, no no. When I say talent, I mean TRUE talent. And where do you find that talent? At TRL of course!!!
Yes, you just have to ask the underground people at Hot Topic (The best store in the world) to know what TRUE punk muzak is. Yeah, I mean Blink 182, Good Charlotte and the Grandfathers of Punk, Simple Plan.
You can also ask the guys at "Gap" and "Target" or the undaground "Wallmart" to know what TRUE Punk muzak is.
God, I luv Punk Muzak and this is as Punk as it gets!!!! Only Avril is more Punk!!!
For now, I'll keep on paying attention to the main source of TRUE punk muzak and TRUE talent. MTV and its TRL!!! Remember, if is not in TRL, then it is not good!!!
I was looking at reviews for certain CDs on Amazon when I stumbled across this chap's radiant reviews. He really knows his music, the real stuff from the crap stuff. He makes excellent points, mainstream music has more talent then any of the other so called 'greats' ever sold their souls for, TRL and MTV are great ways to learn what music you should listen to (because we all know that you must listen to cool music to be considered worthy of cool, and we all know that these two know all there is to cool), and Avril is the next Messiah, possibly even the next coming of Mr. God himself. He also seems to have an adequate enough knowledge to vehemently rebuttle any ass clown's disagreement that this music is not craptastic, and anything else is worthless, not cool music. This man, known as Avril_Lavigne#1fan, is now my god. I will worship him and bring him cut heads of non-followers until the day that my body implodes. I would have never thought I could find a person that is at the same level of Kick Assness as me. Well, here I am employing this Mother of Stuff into my ranks. If I don't annoy at least two people with this post or even this piece of trash journal, then my life has failed and you'll find me at the bottom of the Indian Ocean. Krakatoa.
I can't really sum up how I feel now with words, so I'll employ you all with a graphic...
Scarecasm.
Review of Nirvana ~ Nevermind
Muzik became good after this. Anything before this sucks...
Yes People, this opened the door for awesome bands. Kurt Cobain (Who is one my heroes because If I say he was "awesome", people say I'm cool) opened the doors for awesome bands. Thanks to him, Limp Bizkit created Metal in 1997 and extreme Punk bands like Good Charlotte and Simple Plan rule the world nowadayz .Thanks to Nirvana, the world is full with cultured people like myself. Nobody needs all those poser bands that only old people listen to. The Beatles? Who needs them? We have Linkin Park. Led Zeppelin? Who needs the? We have Limp Bizkit. AC/DC? Who needs them? We have Good Charlotte. OMG Nirvana is SOOOOOO cool. When I listen to them, I feel that I'm deep. I think that only Avril Lavigne (A Punk Goddess. She's the messiah of mankind) is a better guitar player than Curt. People bring names of unkown posers like Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Clapton, Michael Romeo and all those losers. But the truth is that they suck because I've never heard them (Because they don't play their songs in the radio and TRL. That means they are bad ). Those "hair bands" were not cool. If a guy doesn't look cool like Kurt, it means the muzik is bad because only people that look cool can create good muzik. That's why Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Ray Charles are morons. Because they didn't look cool. This is the beginning of good muzik. Get it.
What you must get if you want good muzik:
1)Avril Lavigne (Messiah of Punk)
2)Nirvana(Muzik became good after them)
3)Limp Bizkit (They created Metal)
4)Linkin Park(One of the bestest bands ever)
5)Metallica (Load and Reload are OK. But St Anger is the bestest)
6)Good Charlotee (Granfathers of Punk)
7)Simple Plan(Another AWESOME Punk band)
8)50 Cent (A musical genius)
9)Vanilla Ice (Created Rap and Hip Hop)
10) Everything you find at TRL
What you should not get:
1)Classical Muzik Garbage like:
Bach
Pachenbel
Mozart
Beethoven
Verdi
Pretty much all those clowns that you find at the classical muzik section
2)Ray Charles.(This guy wasn't cool at all)
3)Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd and all those self proclaimed "Rock" bands
4)The Beatles (This guys were losers. Irrelevant)
5)Metallica before Load.
6)Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath(This guys said they created Metal but in reality, they created the crap)
7)All that "progressive" crap like Dream Theater.
Nirvana was the beginning of good muzik. If you like them you are cultured and cool like I am. Hail MTV and TRL!!!!!111
Review of Avril Lavigne ~ Under My Skin
The Messiah has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Avril Lavigne is the most brilliant mind in history!!!!. The beztezt muzician ever and her lyrics go beyond the limits of human level!!!!. Avril's lyrics give Shakespearre and Cervantes a run for their money!!!! I have no wordz to explain how brilliant this is. OMG!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
Da Muzak!!!!!!! Avril is the beztest guitar player that there has ever been!!!!! My peeps at the mall share that opinion. Avril is the best ever!!! Hendrix who? Segovia who? Page Who? Vai who? Petrucci who? Malmsteen who? Michael Romeo who? Friedman who? Satriani who? Becker who? Those are all poser losers that can't even make it to TRL. Anything in TRL has more talent than all those pozers together. Hey, I shop at Hot Topic. I know what being underground is. I have a friend that has two Good Charlotte CDs!!! That's being like soooo punk!!!
Avril is the messiah of the punk muzak, guitar, muzak in general and humankind!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review of Simple Plan ~ No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Extreme Undaground Punk Brutality at its Finest !!!!!!!!
This is pure anti mainstream Punk people. Only Avril Lavigne (The greatest genius in history of mankind) is more punk than this. Let me tell you, this guys have TRUE talent. And when I say talent, I don't mean posers with guitars like Satriani, Malsmteen, Vai, Van Halen, Petrucci or those dead posers Hendrix, Segovia and Rhoads (Or whatever his last name was). Neither I mean horrible poser bass players like Tony Levin or Jhon Myung and I don't mean poser drummers wannabes like Peart, Portnoy or that dead poser of Led Zeppelin (A really bad band)either. No, no no. When I say talent, I mean TRUE talent. And where do you find that talent? At TRL of course!!!
Yes, you just have to ask the underground people at Hot Topic (The best store in the world) to know what TRUE punk muzak is. Yeah, I mean Blink 182, Good Charlotte and the Grandfathers of Punk, Simple Plan.
You can also ask the guys at "Gap" and "Target" or the undaground "Wallmart" to know what TRUE Punk muzak is.
God, I luv Punk Muzak and this is as Punk as it gets!!!! Only Avril is more Punk!!!
For now, I'll keep on paying attention to the main source of TRUE punk muzak and TRUE talent. MTV and its TRL!!! Remember, if is not in TRL, then it is not good!!!
I was looking at reviews for certain CDs on Amazon when I stumbled across this chap's radiant reviews. He really knows his music, the real stuff from the crap stuff. He makes excellent points, mainstream music has more talent then any of the other so called 'greats' ever sold their souls for, TRL and MTV are great ways to learn what music you should listen to (because we all know that you must listen to cool music to be considered worthy of cool, and we all know that these two know all there is to cool), and Avril is the next Messiah, possibly even the next coming of Mr. God himself. He also seems to have an adequate enough knowledge to vehemently rebuttle any ass clown's disagreement that this music is not craptastic, and anything else is worthless, not cool music. This man, known as Avril_Lavigne#1fan, is now my god. I will worship him and bring him cut heads of non-followers until the day that my body implodes. I would have never thought I could find a person that is at the same level of Kick Assness as me. Well, here I am employing this Mother of Stuff into my ranks. If I don't annoy at least two people with this post or even this piece of trash journal, then my life has failed and you'll find me at the bottom of the Indian Ocean. Krakatoa.
I can't really sum up how I feel now with words, so I'll employ you all with a graphic...
Scarecasm.