TAGLINE: The American Dream. The American Nightmare

[whomoi]

The Ten Minute Play Festival just ended. The vast majority of you missed me in a leather ensemble that would put Trinity to shame. The plays were especially splendiforous this year. I wonder if Jose Cruz would let me do him up the butt? Damn, the plays were good. I was really damn impressed by the versitility of all the players and DAMN just the directors and the writers were on the fuckin ball this year. One of my ten minutes went up...the bisexual hypnosis one. It ruled it! Great cast, great director, fucking ruled it! So thanks to all that came and all that were a part of it and to those of you that didn't get to see MTSU's splendid talent...I'll forgive you if you come see:

"It doesn't mean your tree isn't artistic if no one cuts it down."
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"Why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot it isn't big enough."
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"In the limo?"
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"Yeah, I'm jealous of jew-loving rockstars who do benefits for starving gooks."
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"We're turning turning into Geese, obviously that's what I'm saying."
April 1st-2nd 6th-9th @ 7:30pm April 3rd @ 2:00pm
"THEIKO! THEIKO!"
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WARNING: This show contains offensive language, sexual references, sexual scenes, guns, drug references, drug use, smoking, drinking, racial issues, third world politics, performance art, and conversations about porn and Sesame Street. We advise that you view this performance at your own risk. We accept no liability for any physical, mental, or emotional experience you may have as a result of attending this performance.

Thank you Zac Reed for being clever and not caring that little ole me completely plagerize your idea.

Heidi
I'm sorry if I haven't called you. I will, eventually. I promise. Love and miss yous guys, that I don't see everyday.

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