weak weekend, but an exceptional cast
This'll be a short n sweet one, I got no real exciting stories. And am procrastinatin from studying spanish n shit. The weather really put a damper on things around here this weekend. I mean I look back at the weekend, and I really think I hung out w/ a fuckin awesome cast of ppl. Friday went out to dinner for julia's bday, decent crew of new ppl.. met some more old lymers. But I was most impressed that with the girls that Tim n Mark from down the hall hang out with.. haven't met a group that cool in a while. That was just a night of drinkin, card games, and I MANAGED TO LEAVE RIGHT BEFORE THE BODY SHOTS KICKED OFF! Fannnnntastic. What good came out of the card games was when I pulled a one. That's right a one. I didn't know card decks had ones in them.. so I figured it only proper that I name the new rule in the game of Kings. From now on when you pull a one, you have to do a Seinfeld comment or bid and when your done you point to whoever u want to go next, and it goes on till someone can't do it/ or does a goddawfull one. I started with "And what's the deal with these leather boots, why do they go up so high.. wa wa wa wa" and pointed to the next dude.. and he went "Are they boots or are they shoes!? I WANNA KNOW" ..ah classic.
And last night we had a HELL OV A CAST.. Bruce Springsteen, Jay-P, Frank the tank (his friend from his town), Joe, and Andrew from curry came down. Dylan was here w/ his g/f. AND JAMES FUCKIN KEELER took a night off from his retarted 6 nights a week work shift that he's been slaving through this fall. But ya know he has money. I don't. So u can't knock it. Any way, always a blast with him. I feel like every other five minutes another classic quote comes out of his mouth worthy of an away message or somehting. I really need to start carrying a tape recorder around. It might also serve a much needed beneficial purpose of don hearing himself speak, which I don't think he does so well ha. And that's another thing, I think James is pretty much the only person that appreciates, respects, and sympathizes with what I have to live with. I was tellin him about my new policy with Don, which honest to God people- it has revolutionize our ability to live with each other. Like there are virtually no more fights, knock on wood. My policy is, avoid all arguments at all costs.. always surrender with a "OK Don" or a "You're right Don, I'm wrong"... I don't know why it took me so long to figure this one out, it's the same policy I've been using with my mom for the past decade. The trick is don't let yourself getting sucked to far into the argument where u get pissed off. Right away when there's a disconcurment, just say 'don you're right.'
And honest to god i think this could be a budweiser commercial.. after I explain all this to keeler, he couldn't have agreed more.
"I know seriously, It'll shut him up and it'll make him happy"
don right away says "Like sex" ahh man that one still cracks me up.
So we all pregamed in the study lounge accross the hall lol. I thought that would have been the story of the weekend, guess I waswrong. There was no problems with that. The room is fuckin huge. Couches all around, 4 beds in the back, and we put all the chests together to make a beer pong table.. fuckin sweet. All we coulda used was some musica. But still the cast was that good where u really didn't need it. It was good to see jp n the boss again, funny u really wouldn't had thought we hadn't seen each other in like 4 and 7 months. Those boys speak my language ya kno.
N LATER ON THAT DAY, MY HOMIE DR. JAY.. yea we met up w/ jay n scottie at the freezing terrain at the still standing rugby house. N I hate to say it but the coldness really wasn't for us, we didn't have vaginas so we couldn't go inside the house. We tried to tough it out for an hour and half or two.. but we saccumed. It seemed like the girls weren't as friendly either as usual, but that could be because Dre didn't show up. ("If I ain't show up the hoes ain't fuckin"-Dre)
So the curry crew went off to find bruce's other friend that goes here, couldn't find him cuz this campus is tough like that, n ran out of cell phone batteries and drove home.. hate to see that happen. But i'm sure the temperature killed their buzz.
Anyway.. so Scottie slept in Jay's car, Jay found him at like 6am -with half his body blue from the sub zero chill lol. Man I forgot how funny that kid is... I really don't think anybody else can make the quote "Livin the good life" while sticking his thumb up in the air as funny as he did. Comedic genious that kid is i tell ya.. I haven't seen anyone use the repetition method so well since maybe Lance Conte in highschool. I'm sure you're all aware of this method whether u know it or not. It's when u keep saying the same phrase and it either annoys the lesser half of the people in the room and the better half finds it funnier each time u say it.
Scotty's Joke of the weekend: "What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord....
MY ASS"
This one i don't think anyone will laugh looking at it on paper but when u analyze the randomness (I mean try n come up with two more random things than an owl and a bungee cord.. we musta sat in the caf for a while scratching our heads trying to beat it lol).. and the way how he suggested the delivery- right when you walk in a room and u have everyone mobbin u w/ questions or what not.. u silince them with your hands and say .. "First... the joke-"
And last night we had a HELL OV A CAST.. Bruce Springsteen, Jay-P, Frank the tank (his friend from his town), Joe, and Andrew from curry came down. Dylan was here w/ his g/f. AND JAMES FUCKIN KEELER took a night off from his retarted 6 nights a week work shift that he's been slaving through this fall. But ya know he has money. I don't. So u can't knock it. Any way, always a blast with him. I feel like every other five minutes another classic quote comes out of his mouth worthy of an away message or somehting. I really need to start carrying a tape recorder around. It might also serve a much needed beneficial purpose of don hearing himself speak, which I don't think he does so well ha. And that's another thing, I think James is pretty much the only person that appreciates, respects, and sympathizes with what I have to live with. I was tellin him about my new policy with Don, which honest to God people- it has revolutionize our ability to live with each other. Like there are virtually no more fights, knock on wood. My policy is, avoid all arguments at all costs.. always surrender with a "OK Don" or a "You're right Don, I'm wrong"... I don't know why it took me so long to figure this one out, it's the same policy I've been using with my mom for the past decade. The trick is don't let yourself getting sucked to far into the argument where u get pissed off. Right away when there's a disconcurment, just say 'don you're right.'
And honest to god i think this could be a budweiser commercial.. after I explain all this to keeler, he couldn't have agreed more.
"I know seriously, It'll shut him up and it'll make him happy"
don right away says "Like sex" ahh man that one still cracks me up.
So we all pregamed in the study lounge accross the hall lol. I thought that would have been the story of the weekend, guess I waswrong. There was no problems with that. The room is fuckin huge. Couches all around, 4 beds in the back, and we put all the chests together to make a beer pong table.. fuckin sweet. All we coulda used was some musica. But still the cast was that good where u really didn't need it. It was good to see jp n the boss again, funny u really wouldn't had thought we hadn't seen each other in like 4 and 7 months. Those boys speak my language ya kno.
N LATER ON THAT DAY, MY HOMIE DR. JAY.. yea we met up w/ jay n scottie at the freezing terrain at the still standing rugby house. N I hate to say it but the coldness really wasn't for us, we didn't have vaginas so we couldn't go inside the house. We tried to tough it out for an hour and half or two.. but we saccumed. It seemed like the girls weren't as friendly either as usual, but that could be because Dre didn't show up. ("If I ain't show up the hoes ain't fuckin"-Dre)
So the curry crew went off to find bruce's other friend that goes here, couldn't find him cuz this campus is tough like that, n ran out of cell phone batteries and drove home.. hate to see that happen. But i'm sure the temperature killed their buzz.
Anyway.. so Scottie slept in Jay's car, Jay found him at like 6am -with half his body blue from the sub zero chill lol. Man I forgot how funny that kid is... I really don't think anybody else can make the quote "Livin the good life" while sticking his thumb up in the air as funny as he did. Comedic genious that kid is i tell ya.. I haven't seen anyone use the repetition method so well since maybe Lance Conte in highschool. I'm sure you're all aware of this method whether u know it or not. It's when u keep saying the same phrase and it either annoys the lesser half of the people in the room and the better half finds it funnier each time u say it.
Scotty's Joke of the weekend: "What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord....
MY ASS"
This one i don't think anyone will laugh looking at it on paper but when u analyze the randomness (I mean try n come up with two more random things than an owl and a bungee cord.. we musta sat in the caf for a while scratching our heads trying to beat it lol).. and the way how he suggested the delivery- right when you walk in a room and u have everyone mobbin u w/ questions or what not.. u silince them with your hands and say .. "First... the joke-"