You've reached John! I'm currently building the ultimate Hut of Love so I'm not here! Leave your message and, as soon as the Hut of Love is complete, I'll call you back!

Viva Le Hut of Love!

[Old voicemail post is here]

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John's not here right now. John wishes he were here right now because missing your phone call is breaking his heart.

Leave a message.

Stay tuned after leaving your message to hear an extended length rendition of Kokomo by Metallica!

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