White Collar Ficlet - Evolution Not Fully Understood
Title: Evolution Not Fully Understood
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.
A/N: Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.
Also, prompted by the ever-enabling sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.
__________________
( Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.
A/N: Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.
Also, prompted by the ever-enabling sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.
__________________
( Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )