You sexy beast.

And a joyous Equinox to all you filthy heathens.

No, I didn't manage to get the next chapter ready for today. I suck balls.

Now I must trot off to the mall to reclaim my illustrious career as a bookseller. I cannot tell you just how much I've missed this part time job.
And if I never have to sling coffee again, it'll be too

Shiver me timbres! It appears to be tweezle's birthday! Arrr!

Happy Birthday, Mandykins! I wish I had something to give you besides Cthulhu, but I'm afraid he'll have to do for now. 3= (<--Cthulhu is happy cuz it's your birfday)

In the words of one of my favourite zaftig women, "A quarter of a century really makes a girl think."
But we already knew that ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATO! >DDDDDDDDDD
*eats you 500 times*

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey 8D (omg his peen is shiny in that picture wtf DX)So I gave one to you ( Read more... )

Hope you get some interesting phone calls at work today, hinny.

Also, if I'm not mistaken, it's Nai's birthday? Or maybe it was yesterday? *fails at life*
Well, either way, Happy Birthday, Nai! ♥ May all of your pigeons be blueberry.

Mato, I will get you tomorrow. >:[

All the cool kids did this meme recently.
I wanted to do it, too, but I'm cheating a little. Lots of interesting stuff happened on my birthday (especially in Japanese history, for some reason).

Events

1533 - Inca emperor Atahualpa is executed in Cajamarca by the garrote by Spanish invaders known as Conquistadores.
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