Hoes over Bros and The Hot, Hot Sun!
Today after my second day of summer school, my Blonde Hooters girl Kandy and I decided to hit up the Hoot for some wings and a "classic" hot dog, both of which were kind of greasy. After stuffing ourselves beyond all belief and listening to several Hooters bimbos talk drama about the cock and why they hate each other because of it, we decided to hit my parents' neighborhood pool for some afternoon sun, since it was so beautiful today. I love laying out on a completely full stomach; It makes for good cigarettes and good girl talk. Kandy is facing a dilemma of two men; they're best friends and, like usual, they both want a piece of the Kandy. Before she could finish explaining how much she admires both in different ways, I could see how their joint friendship will die. She'll lay them both, and they will probably fight each other over it until it becomes blatant that she isn't worth it. Men are always fighting over women, but they know better than to choose "hoes over bros."