Yes, it's true. I was pwned by an 8 year old.


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There's a fairly large chance that you've been to a Japanese Steakhouse before. You know the kind, where you sit down at a huge flat grill, the chef comes out and whips knives and spatulas around his fingers, throws food here and there, and you've got yourself a meal ( Read more... )

Those who know me have come to terms that I'm interfaced into the Internet almost in real time. eMail is always the best way to reach me. When I'm sitting in front of a terminal, whether for work or pleasure, numerous chat clients are active in the background. Even away from a machine, my phones and automated scripts keep some kind of virtual ( Read more... )

This morning as I was leaving the house to go to work, I gave the wife a hug and a kiss goodbye. And let me tell you, she smelled awesome.

So, I stuck around an extra minute.

“You smell fantastic! What are you wearing?” I asked, plowing my nose behind her ear ( Read more... )

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The other night my seven year old niece came over and wanted to do some star gazing, so I grabbed my nice pair of binoculars, handed them to her, and we headed outside ( Read more... )

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We're driving on Rt. 7 West, coming up on the Borders, when all of the sudden there's squealing of tires in the left lane and horns go wild. My wife, who also happens to be in the left lane and driving, notices the pile of cars stopping in front of her and makes a spiffy abrupt lane shift into the safety of the left turn lane ( Read more... )

We were playing DND at a friends house the other week, and in the middle of the game, we heard a burst of tears come from the basement. The adults went running down to see which child was crying and why ( Read more... )

I don’t practice Lent. After looking at the top twenty list, maybe that’s for the better ( Read more... )