Me: "Ian, why did you feed an entire bag of carrots to the dog."
Ian: "I didn't feed them to him. He STOLE them from me."
Unspoken Addition: "While I was rolling around on the living room floor, giggling, with a bag of carrots."

Sylvia:  "I want to be Sleeping Beauty when I grow up."
Me:  "Really?  What does Sleeping Beauty do?"
Sylvia:  "She builds things and experiments.  And she teaches people."
Me:  "That sounds cool."
Sylvia:  "Also she builds robots and turns bad ones into good ones."