I am a complete dork. In case you needed some more proof.
It's only 7:12am but the highlight of my day has already happened. I came downstairs and happened to glance out the front windows and saw something white near the mailbox. I stopped for a moment while what I was seeing registered in my brain as I haven't seen that white thing for a month.
The daily newspaper!
My dad had suspended our newspaper subscription while they were away because I was still at work and he didn't want the paper just lying out there all day until I got home. My father is sometimes paranoid about people breaking into our house. Give him a break, he's old.
Anyway, I have desperately missed reading the comics every morning while I eat breakfast, so I scampered out to get the paper. I will not lie to you. There was some dancing along with the scampering. And I might've talked to the newspaper when I picked it up. But I swear our conversation didn't include the words Now we can continue our morning love affair.
It is very early in the morning and I haven't completely woken up yet.
We'll ignore the fact that I probably would've talked to the newspaper even if I had been completely awake.
*scampers off to read the comics*
The daily newspaper!
My dad had suspended our newspaper subscription while they were away because I was still at work and he didn't want the paper just lying out there all day until I got home. My father is sometimes paranoid about people breaking into our house. Give him a break, he's old.
Anyway, I have desperately missed reading the comics every morning while I eat breakfast, so I scampered out to get the paper. I will not lie to you. There was some dancing along with the scampering. And I might've talked to the newspaper when I picked it up. But I swear our conversation didn't include the words Now we can continue our morning love affair.
It is very early in the morning and I haven't completely woken up yet.
We'll ignore the fact that I probably would've talked to the newspaper even if I had been completely awake.
*scampers off to read the comics*