It felt a bit devious, though...I work on the 11th floor but those were in the bathrooms on the 10th. Of course the stairwell I took to get down there opens up RIGHT at the front door of the Office of Minority Affairs office. The door's hinge (I didn't realize this) was broken and I pulled with what would be a NORMAL amount of force to open it...and the whole door swung back and KABAMMMMMMMMMM slammed up against the wall. It was way too much muscle for that weenie little door.
This of course caused an enormous CRASH, which caused the 5 people standing in that area to jump out of their skin, turn and GLARE at me. And I'm trying as quickly as I can to race out of sight b/c I'm holding three signs and some tape.
"Well THAT was quite and entrance!" I yelled as I was running down the hallway, away from them. At least they laughed.
I wonder if they'll put it together that it was me...I wonder who WOULDN'T.
Ya know, the sad part of the original sign is the fact that whomever posted them, clearly did so for their own benefit / reassurance. Can you imagine someone sitting at their desk thinking "Hmmm, I wonder what I can do to make Patty more comfortable while pooing at work? Oh, I know...." Nope. Someone posted those as their own personal mantra. So they don't feel bad.
"Can you imagine someone sitting at their desk thinking "Hmmm, I wonder what I can do to make Patty more comfortable while pooing at work? Oh, I know....""
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Whoever made that first sign is a stupidhead.
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It felt a bit devious, though...I work on the 11th floor but those were in the bathrooms on the 10th. Of course the stairwell I took to get down there opens up RIGHT at the front door of the Office of Minority Affairs office. The door's hinge (I didn't realize this) was broken and I pulled with what would be a NORMAL amount of force to open it...and the whole door swung back and KABAMMMMMMMMMM slammed up against the wall. It was way too much muscle for that weenie little door.
This of course caused an enormous CRASH, which caused the 5 people standing in that area to jump out of their skin, turn and GLARE at me. And I'm trying as quickly as I can to race out of sight b/c I'm holding three signs and some tape.
"Well THAT was quite and entrance!" I yelled as I was running down the hallway, away from them. At least they laughed.
I wonder if they'll put it together that it was me...I wonder who WOULDN'T.
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*edited for better user pic*
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LOL! That's priceless. :)
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"Its okay to flush before you're done. Really. Please."
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