Gah

[whirledpeas]

These on the toilet stalls in the Women's Room on the 10th floor (ours was being cleaned):

Comments

[thatscott]

Haha, that's awesome! And thanks for the get-well card!

[whirledpeas]

You're welcome! I got a kick out of that card, that's for sure. Thankfully no one asked me if I needed help in finding a card for THAT, right?

:D

[growing_wise]

That is AWESOME. I think you should tape one of those to every single sign like that.

Whoever made that first sign is a stupidhead.

[whirledpeas]

I totally did!

It felt a bit devious, though...I work on the 11th floor but those were in the bathrooms on the 10th. Of course the stairwell I took to get down there opens up RIGHT at the front door of the Office of Minority Affairs office. The door's hinge (I didn't realize this) was broken and I pulled with what would be a NORMAL amount of force to open it...and the whole door swung back and KABAMMMMMMMMMM slammed up against the wall. It was way too much muscle for that weenie little door.

This of course caused an enormous CRASH, which caused the 5 people standing in that area to jump out of their skin, turn and GLARE at me. And I'm trying as quickly as I can to race out of sight b/c I'm holding three signs and some tape.

"Well THAT was quite and entrance!" I yelled as I was running down the hallway, away from them. At least they laughed.

I wonder if they'll put it together that it was me...I wonder who WOULDN'T.

[marshmelococoa]

you must keep us updated!

[marshmelococoa]

you go lady!! You rule.

*edited for better user pic*

[nrchris]

Ya know, the sad part of the original sign is the fact that whomever posted them, clearly did so for their own benefit / reassurance. Can you imagine someone sitting at their desk thinking "Hmmm, I wonder what I can do to make Patty more comfortable while pooing at work? Oh, I know...." Nope. Someone posted those as their own personal mantra. So they don't feel bad.

[growing_wise]

"Can you imagine someone sitting at their desk thinking "Hmmm, I wonder what I can do to make Patty more comfortable while pooing at work? Oh, I know....""

LOL! That's priceless. :)

[whirledpeas]

How funny. You know, I took it another way! "What can I do to stop Patty from stinking up this place?! B*@&h needs to courtesy flush!!"

[nrchris]

I thought of that, but wouldn't a simply flyer explaining the courtesy flush, and imploring its use be better if that were the goal?

"Its okay to flush before you're done. Really. Please."

[jeney]

I can stop all this madness by just deciding to only shit at home.