Where did I put that syllabus...

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, ah yes...I'd like to take today, as the first day of classes, to welcome back everyone...as well as welcome the new students.  I am Professor Van Hohenheim, and I teach...

...

I teach...

Oh yes, Global History.  I am also the head of the History department...so if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to discuss them with me.  Also

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[shutupsensei]

I have your class next period, Hohenheim-sensei. However, I already took the quiz on Advanced Robotics so I do not need to take it.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...you did? When did that happen?

[shutupsensei]

Next period.

[wheresmyhouse]

You took it...in the future?

[shutupsensei]

Anything is possible, if you just believe, sensei.

[wheresmyhouse]

That's a very good attitude to have, Katsura. You're quite right.

[shutupsensei]

Thank you. I will keep busy while the others are taking the quiz. I promise I won't tell anyone the answers.

[wheresmyhouse]

Wonderful. You're an exemplary student, Katsura.

I need to find your test now to grade it while I have time...

Where did I put the tests in the first place...

[shutupsensei]

You already graded my quiz, sensei, and gave it back.

I got full marks.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...I don't remember that.

But good work! I'll mark it down in my book right away!

[shutupsensei]

Thank you, sensei.

I look forward to having your class again.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh yes, I'm looking forward to it as well. If I remember correctly, you were quite adept at reciting the Swahili Alphebet. That will come in handy in this year's Linguistics class.

[shutupsensei]

That never happened, sensei.

And you are not teaching Linguistics. You are teaching Flat Ironing.

[upyourscolonel]

Tell him he's teaching Home Economics.

[shutupsensei]

Okay.

[shutupsensei]

And Home Economics.

I finished my first project for it.