Where did I put that syllabus...
Oh, ah yes...I'd like to take today, as the first day of classes, to welcome back everyone...as well as welcome the new students. I am Professor Van Hohenheim, and I teach...
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I teach...
Oh yes, Global History. I am also the head of the History department...so if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to discuss them with me. Also, my door is always open to all students. Unless it's closed.
In which case, you're best not opening it because you might stumble in on something awkward.
For all those in my class, there will be a quiz tomorrow. Don't worry too much about it, this is only to test your current knowledge of Advanced sciences.
No, wait...that's not right...
Hurm...
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I teach...
Oh yes, Global History. I am also the head of the History department...so if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to discuss them with me. Also, my door is always open to all students. Unless it's closed.
In which case, you're best not opening it because you might stumble in on something awkward.
For all those in my class, there will be a quiz tomorrow. Don't worry too much about it, this is only to test your current knowledge of Advanced sciences.
No, wait...that's not right...
Hurm...