Where did I put that syllabus...

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, ah yes...I'd like to take today, as the first day of classes, to welcome back everyone...as well as welcome the new students.  I am Professor Van Hohenheim, and I teach...

...

I teach...

Oh yes, Global History.  I am also the head of the History department...so if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to discuss them with me.  Also

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/...lol. Poor Hoho.

[wisdom_pearl]

Ah...you meant Global History, I assume?

/HE'S MORE SENILE THAN NORMAL

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...yes! Yes, that's right! You see, I was reading this book last night on advanced scientific theories, and I'm afraid I can't stop thinking about them.

/OH GOD XDXD

[wisdom_pearl]

That's quite alright, of course. It happens often, if one gets too immersed in something...

[wheresmyhouse]

Of course!

Did I by any chance leave any copies of my syllabus lying around the library? I can't for the life of me remember where I've been these passed few days.

I wonder if I left them in that book as a bookmark...I certainly hope I didn't...

[wisdom_pearl]

Hm...I'm not entirely sure, but that could be the case...give me a few minutes and I'll see if I can check around.

...Although that's a possibility as well. Is it a book you have borrowed recently? I'd be able to track it down for you, unless it is one of your own, of course.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, thank you. If I have to make another advanced chemistry syllabus again, I'll never have enough time to finish it.

Ah...about that...I believe I've borrowed too many books from you recently...

[wisdom_pearl]

It does sound quite complicated, yes. Hopefully it is not too far lost...

Ah, that's quite alright. All I would really need is a title, and I'm sure I'd be able to find it from there...

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, it certainly is...I have to try and remember all of the student's names and everything! I wish there weren't so many students in my Irish Folk Dancing class...

Ah...Well...there's a list of...several hundred.

/has just found his list in the library pc. l-lol

[wisdom_pearl]

...Ah, Mr. Hohenheim, I...don't believe this high school hosts Irish Folk Dancing classes...

...Ah.

So it would seem.

[wheresmyhouse]

Of course it doesn't, why would it?

I should probably...return some of those.

[wisdom_pearl]

Well, you...ah. Nevermind...

...Yes, that would be advisable. You...have a good fee on some of these...

[wheresmyhouse]

Ah...a...fee?

Oh dear. How many of them have fees attached?

[wisdom_pearl]

.....

Well...although I fear I am not yet able to obtain an exact number, I believe the tally is rounding out at about...half a hundred of them...

[wheresmyhouse]

...Oh my.

I'm guessing that several of these are overdue by...a few years.

[wisdom_pearl]

...Indeed they are. Actually...some of these were borrowed before I even began to work here.

Although I can't help but wonder why you were not told of this sooner...

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh dear...

I will, ah...I will get these books to you as soon as possible then...