Human Awards
The Best Human Being of the Day Award Goes to:
Everyone who stopped at the school bus accident on Shipley Road this afternoon to make sure everyone involved was okay. Thankfully, there were NO children in the bus, and the driver was able to walk out of the bus alive (albeit, most likely without a job, unfortunately).
The Worst Human Being of the Day Award Goes to:
The cranky old lady in the little blue car who started beeping her horn at the cars that were stopped because of the accident (or to be more truthful, they were stopped because they were concerned about the potential for a serious accident involving a bus-full of children). I mean, it's not like she couldn't actually see what had happened or anything. *eyeroll* Because where you need to go is obviously way more important than the lives of others.
Yes, my friend, I declare you to lose at life today. Here, have an award.
