Uh... No Show, I guess? [CT 09/24]whenshewasniceSeptember 24 2016, 15:07:01 UTC
Gideon went to get himself a drink. And also whoever else wanted a free celebratory Scott-is-dead drink. Envy saw Scott's sister Stacey make a phonecall.
And then Scott let out a huge, loud gasp as he twitched back into the land of the living. A light erupted from his chest right after. And with it sprang forth -- Ramona?!
"You," said Gideon.
"Me," said Ramona. Looking pissed, it should be added.
"Should we keep playing, or...?" asked Envy, trying to get her brain back on track. This was not how her debut was supposed to have played out. She hoped everyone was clear on that.
"Take five, baby," Gideon called back up to her. "We won't be long."
Because he had a plan. There was another KACHUNK sound. This time, a weird thing appeared above the stage. Seven pod-type structures folded out of the ceiling. Except instead of pods they were more like glass coffins. Six of them had a person inside. All women.
"Are those... your evil exes?" Scott hazarded.
"Yes," Gideon replied smugly, "the answer is no." Sure, that made sense. "You might say they're the ones who got away. They're cryogenically frozen, awaiting the future day when they'll all go out with me. I love them." He turned towards Ramona, and pushed his hands out. "And you, Ramona, are about to join them!"
A blast of energy erupted from his hands. It hit Scott and Ramona and several others around them. Their heads began to glow. Aaand a fight broke out. Mostly with arguing. Complete with arguing between Scott and Ramona, no less, although Gideon got into too. (Apparently he'd invented the glowing heads thing. Also he'd gotten the League together through Craigslist.) Ramona began to glow all over, almost vanishing into it.
And then Gideon skewered her with the sword through her back.
And then Scott let out a huge, loud gasp as he twitched back into the land of the living. A light erupted from his chest right after. And with it sprang forth -- Ramona?!
"You," said Gideon.
"Me," said Ramona. Looking pissed, it should be added.
"Should we keep playing, or...?" asked Envy, trying to get her brain back on track. This was not how her debut was supposed to have played out. She hoped everyone was clear on that.
"Take five, baby," Gideon called back up to her. "We won't be long."
Because he had a plan. There was another KACHUNK sound. This time, a weird thing appeared above the stage. Seven pod-type structures folded out of the ceiling. Except instead of pods they were more like glass coffins. Six of them had a person inside. All women.
"Are those... your evil exes?" Scott hazarded.
"Yes," Gideon replied smugly, "the answer is no." Sure, that made sense. "You might say they're the ones who got away. They're cryogenically frozen, awaiting the future day when they'll all go out with me. I love them." He turned towards Ramona, and pushed his hands out. "And you, Ramona, are about to join them!"
A blast of energy erupted from his hands. It hit Scott and Ramona and several others around them. Their heads began to glow. Aaand a fight broke out. Mostly with arguing. Complete with arguing between Scott and Ramona, no less, although Gideon got into too. (Apparently he'd invented the glowing heads thing. Also he'd gotten the League together through Craigslist.) Ramona began to glow all over, almost vanishing into it.
And then Gideon skewered her with the sword through her back.
What a dick.
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