24/other things

[whenidream]

1. I have an announcement to make. I am officially 100% obsessed with Doubt. The play, the movie, whatever. John Patrick Shanley is a genius, forever. It's just a perfect combination of simple things and I just want to watch it over and over. At first I was wary about Meryl because I pictured Cherry in my head when I was reading the play, but shit, she was good.
2. I had a dream that Tina Fey answered my question on Ask Tina, and then we hung out. It was pretty awesome. I miss the days when I enjoyed her more than anyone. It was so simple and fandomless. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you're not attracted to someone.
3. Um, so you know the speech that I flipped out over a few weeks ago because I got a D on it? Um, apparently I got an 85%. She wrote 85/128, and usually they're graded on weird point scales, so I turned that into a percentage and it was 66. But apparently she meant "85% / 128 points." So yessssss, life is good.
4. 1. lmfao that was kind of awesome.
   2. God, I love Kim.
   3. Oh shittttt. Reneeee. Fuck.
   4. Oh man, she is good.
   5. lmfao, pedeconferencing. Awesome.
   6. Blueberry!
   7. lmfao, this is so mean and ridiculous.
   8. Ugh, Olivia, stfu. Just stop talking. Forever.
   9. It's official: I love Renee.
   10. I totally thought Jack was gonna call him on that. Ugh. I'm disappointed.
   11. lmfao Teri. I literally just cried at the lameness of that. Who the fuck would name their kid after a woman who basically died as a result of being annoying?
   12. Oh shit, they're gonna hit her car. Come on, they have to. That always happens to her. That, or the car is being driven by a cougar and she just doesn't know it yet.
   13. "Thank you, son. You just made my day." lmfao what was the point of that? It was kind of amazing though.
   14. I know I hate him intensely, but if he dies I'm gonna be pretty bummed.
   15. lmfao, Tony must hate Jack so much now. I mean, he probably does all the time...jealousy and everything. But this is just like when you want to get out of class early and some geek is asking like 600 questions and just ruining your life.
   16. WHERE IS RENEE? I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
   17. RENEE IS ALIVE. LIFE IS GOOD.
   18. Oh shittttttttttt.
   19. lmfao Tony is SO MEAN. Why can't you just play nice, asshole?
   20. Ugh Jack, you should have told Renee. Fucking moron. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
   21. So Tony is like a master pickpocketer or something. Kind of like Matt Damon in Ocean's 11. Which I guess means that Allison is Tony's mom? Oh man, I LOVE IT. That would make the rest of the season awesome. Like, all of this is just adolescent rebellion. Obviously.
   22. I can just imagine Allison's next Jack Bauer update right now.
   23. lmfao, Tony is the WORST PERSON for one of these PSAs right now. Would you trust him? When he looks that badass and has that death glare? I don't think so.
   24. Next week: Pshh, I don't know what's happening, but it looks like Cherry will have more scenes than this week, so life is good. I've had a pretty difficult time fangirling her since I finished reading Doubt, so I really don't enjoy the low-key fandom experience right now.
5. Only two weeks of school left! I have like a million papers to write during that time, but I don't even careeee. I'll have three whole episodes of 24 to watch without the pressure of homework and crap. Just...fangirling, and writing fic until 1 in the morning like my life depends on it. That Ethanbenry fic needs to happen (And I DO mean Ethanbenry. Something about the island having a portal to the White House? I don't even know. I just want them to have sex). Oh man, and no interfering with the Lost finale either. I LOVE SUMMER. lmfao that reminds me of Phoebe meeting Mike's parents on Friends. "So where does everyone summer?"