Andre Update #4

[whenidream]

1. I just want to say that I'm really sad mrsrobinsonanon is gone, because someone there hotlinked some of my screencaps and didn't credit me for them and I never got the chance to make them feel like shit about it. I don't know, I really enjoy being a bitch. Maybe sometime in the future I'll be able to do it alllll the time to people's faces. That sounds like a fabulous future to me. Unresolved childhood issues, y/n?
2. Tonight I watched In Bruges with mes parents and it was kiiiiiind of awesome. It's sort of a dark comedy, and the fantastic thing about that is that all the jokes tend to take place before, after, or during the most dramatic moments. Which is just fabulous. Also, Andre was Canadian. Oh, he was so Canadian. I could watch that scene so many times over and over again. I don't even know, he's just great at accents and little physical/verbal manifestations of a character. Speaking of Andre, I am in love with this video I found on youtube the other day. It was made during the writer's strike, and it's basically a bunch of characters from cop shows being complete morons and therefore showing their solidarity.
3. So I've been thinking about relationships. Usually I don't think about that at all, but just for the hell of it, I was contemplating and trying to figure out what personality would be a good match for me. A couple of years ago I kind of liked the idea of Stacy from House just because she's such a bitch, but now I'm really embracing my personal bitchiness more, so I think I should seek out something more diverse. I would go with House, but I think I would just be 100% fascinated and worship him, which is bad relationship material. I don't want someone to do that to me, either. And I'm uncool with the idea of being equals. That's too normal for me. Unless I'm with like, a female version of Andre. Because that doesn't seem like it would be this granola scenario where we'd be like "let's be equals" and turn it into a big, respectful thing and talk about it all the time. We'd just be equally weird in different ways and go about everything independently. I would go write my comedy show and be awesome, and female Andre would do some intense dramatic acting to unleash all those feelings. We would never share our emotions with each other, and I could hear whatever totally dead-on accent I wanted for foreplay purposes.
4. I just read the script for the pilot of Cupid. It was pretty cute and enjoyable, but I'm not very good at seeing how things will play out onscreen, so I'm not really sure. Either way, check it out. When you're reading it, picture Bobby Cannavale as Cupid and Sarah Paulson as the mean cynical lady. Or be like me and abandon the visual of Sarah Paulson after a few pages and pretend it's Laura Linney instead. This may lead to heartbreak when the show finally airs, but I think it's worth it.