Best convo ever
illusory_thrill and I shouldn't be allowed to talk. On AIM, I mean. Seriously, it should be like...illegal for us to have conversations. At least after midnight. So here is a portion of a conversation that is just...disturbing. A little too sexual, perhaps, but maybe amusing at some points.
Mrs Erlynne: we should make a screenplay with them just so they can have sex for like 10 minutes
ErinSorkin: k
Mrs Erlynne: there can be a love triangle with other hot people
Mrs Erlynne: and then my freshman english teacher can play a pretzel vendor with 1 line
ErinSorkin: kief, roger rees, kathryn joosten
ErinSorkin: perfect
Mrs Erlynne: oh yeah sexy
ErinSorkin: anthony hopkins, tipper gore
Mrs Erlynne: OMG IM PICTURING KIEFER MAKING OUT WITH LORD JOHN AND ITS THE BEST IMAGE EVER
ErinSorkin: LMAO
Mrs Erlynne: ARE YOU PICTURING IT?
ErinSorkin: dude, Lord John, Jack Bauer, Mrs. Landingham threesome
ErinSorkin: cha!!!
Mrs Erlynne: OH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY
ErinSorkin: lmao ME TOO
ErinSorkin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US
Mrs Erlynne: AND THEN...WHAT DO YOU CALL FELICITY/HUSBAND GUY SHIP? FELICCIAM? HUFFY?
ErinSorkin: Muffman?
Mrs Erlynne: THEY CAN HAVE SEX IN THE NEXT ROOM AND BANG AGAINST THE WALL REALLY HARD AND THEN LORD JOHN, KIEFER, AND LANDINGHAM WILL BE LIKE "WTF WAS THAT?" AND THEN THEY'LL BE LIKE WHATEVER AND GO BACK TO HAVING SEX
ErinSorkin: YES TOTALLY
Mrs Erlynne: I LIKE MUFFMAN. MAYBE MUFFIN MAN?
ErinSorkin: yeah sure
Mrs Erlynne: AND THEN MY ENGLISH TEACHER FRESHMAN VENDOR CAN BE WALKING HOME WITH HIS STAND AND LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SEE THE MUFFIN MAN DOING IT
Mrs Erlynne: WAIT LMAO NOT FRESHMAN VENDOR
ErinSorkin: lmao my english teacher freshman vendor
ErinSorkin: you are so high
Mrs Erlynne: ROFL WE SHOULD KEEP THAT
Mrs Erlynne: YEAH CLEARLY MY PARENTS GAVE ME COCAINE FOR MY 16TH BIRTHDAY
ErinSorkin: ahhh i forgot about these glorious summer nights
ErinSorkin: well duh
ErinSorkin: it was a night much like this when we convinced the Sound of Music-TWW crossover
ErinSorkin: *sigh*
ErinSorkin: conceived*
ErinSorkin: nobody saw that
Mrs Erlynne: lmfao. we should like...take this one further
ErinSorkin: oh god
Mrs Erlynne: so while they're having sex, Felicity glances out the window and sees my freshman english teacher gaping through the window
Mrs Erlynne: and she falls off the bed, comically
ErinSorkin: lmao comically
ErinSorkin: as opposed to dramatically
Mrs Erlynne: and suddenly husband man is doing the air, and he's like "wait man, i'm doing the air"
Mrs Erlynne: ooh dramatically, perhaps
ErinSorkin: lmao
Mrs Erlynne: and then Mrs. Landingman hears him, but a second later she's reached a thing because both Kiefer and Lord John are "in her" at once so she's like "OHHHHHHH LORD BAUER" and they both stop like "wtf?"
Mrs Erlynne: and at that point the Muffin Man are like "wait wtf there are people frakking in the next room"
ErinSorkin: LMAO
ErinSorkin: LORD BAUER
Mrs Erlynne: so they put their ears to the wall and Lord Josh is like "well lad that is quite hot. i say we do a whole castle scenario"
Mrs Erlynne: that was such a typo but lets put Josh in there too
ErinSorkin: lmaooo
Mrs Erlynne: and all the Sorkiny people are like "woo. k." and they come in the room dressed as lords and ladies, etc. sam is wearing a princess hat, duh. and he giggles in a high-pitched voice
ErinSorkin: HOT
Mrs Erlynne: and then Muffin Man hears them and Felicity is like "oh shit, Sorkin people, let's go join the...thing"
ErinSorkin: haaaahha
Mrs Erlynne: so they do. and Kiefer is sitting at the foot of the bed with this rich-ass facial expression, and he's like "bring me my radio, sire" and Margaret is like "yeah okay" and brings in a radio and Kiefer tunes it to Knight Magic 106.7
Mrs Erlynne: which is like audio of knights frakking, of course
ErinSorkin: lmfao
ErinSorkin: sire
Mrs Erlynne: and then Charlie comes in with all these knight outfits and everyone puts them on, and then Muffin Man is frakking in the knight suits but it's metal so it's like *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang*
Mrs Erlynne: which is totally hot
ErinSorkin: totally
Mrs Erlynne: and lord john is doing an irish jig around the room cause he can
I love summer.
Mrs Erlynne: we should make a screenplay with them just so they can have sex for like 10 minutes
ErinSorkin: k
Mrs Erlynne: there can be a love triangle with other hot people
Mrs Erlynne: and then my freshman english teacher can play a pretzel vendor with 1 line
ErinSorkin: kief, roger rees, kathryn joosten
ErinSorkin: perfect
Mrs Erlynne: oh yeah sexy
ErinSorkin: anthony hopkins, tipper gore
Mrs Erlynne: OMG IM PICTURING KIEFER MAKING OUT WITH LORD JOHN AND ITS THE BEST IMAGE EVER
ErinSorkin: LMAO
Mrs Erlynne: ARE YOU PICTURING IT?
ErinSorkin: dude, Lord John, Jack Bauer, Mrs. Landingham threesome
ErinSorkin: cha!!!
Mrs Erlynne: OH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY
ErinSorkin: lmao ME TOO
ErinSorkin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US
Mrs Erlynne: AND THEN...WHAT DO YOU CALL FELICITY/HUSBAND GUY SHIP? FELICCIAM? HUFFY?
ErinSorkin: Muffman?
Mrs Erlynne: THEY CAN HAVE SEX IN THE NEXT ROOM AND BANG AGAINST THE WALL REALLY HARD AND THEN LORD JOHN, KIEFER, AND LANDINGHAM WILL BE LIKE "WTF WAS THAT?" AND THEN THEY'LL BE LIKE WHATEVER AND GO BACK TO HAVING SEX
ErinSorkin: YES TOTALLY
Mrs Erlynne: I LIKE MUFFMAN. MAYBE MUFFIN MAN?
ErinSorkin: yeah sure
Mrs Erlynne: AND THEN MY ENGLISH TEACHER FRESHMAN VENDOR CAN BE WALKING HOME WITH HIS STAND AND LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SEE THE MUFFIN MAN DOING IT
Mrs Erlynne: WAIT LMAO NOT FRESHMAN VENDOR
ErinSorkin: lmao my english teacher freshman vendor
ErinSorkin: you are so high
Mrs Erlynne: ROFL WE SHOULD KEEP THAT
Mrs Erlynne: YEAH CLEARLY MY PARENTS GAVE ME COCAINE FOR MY 16TH BIRTHDAY
ErinSorkin: ahhh i forgot about these glorious summer nights
ErinSorkin: well duh
ErinSorkin: it was a night much like this when we convinced the Sound of Music-TWW crossover
ErinSorkin: *sigh*
ErinSorkin: conceived*
ErinSorkin: nobody saw that
Mrs Erlynne: lmfao. we should like...take this one further
ErinSorkin: oh god
Mrs Erlynne: so while they're having sex, Felicity glances out the window and sees my freshman english teacher gaping through the window
Mrs Erlynne: and she falls off the bed, comically
ErinSorkin: lmao comically
ErinSorkin: as opposed to dramatically
Mrs Erlynne: and suddenly husband man is doing the air, and he's like "wait man, i'm doing the air"
Mrs Erlynne: ooh dramatically, perhaps
ErinSorkin: lmao
Mrs Erlynne: and then Mrs. Landingman hears him, but a second later she's reached a thing because both Kiefer and Lord John are "in her" at once so she's like "OHHHHHHH LORD BAUER" and they both stop like "wtf?"
Mrs Erlynne: and at that point the Muffin Man are like "wait wtf there are people frakking in the next room"
ErinSorkin: LMAO
ErinSorkin: LORD BAUER
Mrs Erlynne: so they put their ears to the wall and Lord Josh is like "well lad that is quite hot. i say we do a whole castle scenario"
Mrs Erlynne: that was such a typo but lets put Josh in there too
ErinSorkin: lmaooo
Mrs Erlynne: and all the Sorkiny people are like "woo. k." and they come in the room dressed as lords and ladies, etc. sam is wearing a princess hat, duh. and he giggles in a high-pitched voice
ErinSorkin: HOT
Mrs Erlynne: and then Muffin Man hears them and Felicity is like "oh shit, Sorkin people, let's go join the...thing"
ErinSorkin: haaaahha
Mrs Erlynne: so they do. and Kiefer is sitting at the foot of the bed with this rich-ass facial expression, and he's like "bring me my radio, sire" and Margaret is like "yeah okay" and brings in a radio and Kiefer tunes it to Knight Magic 106.7
Mrs Erlynne: which is like audio of knights frakking, of course
ErinSorkin: lmfao
ErinSorkin: sire
Mrs Erlynne: and then Charlie comes in with all these knight outfits and everyone puts them on, and then Muffin Man is frakking in the knight suits but it's metal so it's like *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang*
Mrs Erlynne: which is totally hot
ErinSorkin: totally
Mrs Erlynne: and lord john is doing an irish jig around the room cause he can
I love summer.