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Jun 20, 2010 12:50

[Traveling as you are down Benny Road, you are treated to the sight of everybody's favorite toga-clad madman ceaselessly harassing another human being with the tenacity of a drunk puppy. While this is nothing out of the ordinary, today's victim is a random drone, and Rome appears to be more than slightly intoxicated himself.]

-really, Cassius, I ( Read more... )

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theblindbadass June 20 2010, 16:55:18 UTC

[On her way home when she stumbles on this patheticness.]

Gramps?

when_in_me June 20 2010, 16:57:50 UTC

ITALY. Even in this dark nightmare I can still hear your beautiful voice! It's as though you're right here with me!

theblindbadass June 20 2010, 17:05:54 UTC

Our voices don't even sound close! His is way girlier.

[Punches]

Knock it off, old man, you're embarrassing me.

when_in_me June 20 2010, 17:10:12 UTC

Ow! Stop hitting me in my moment of weakness! Why, why is the world so cruel!?

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lotuslife June 20 2010, 16:59:37 UTC

[JUST... WATCHES...]

...Ah...

when_in_me June 20 2010, 17:05:13 UTC

Eh? Who's that? Germania? I'll cut you. I'll cut you. I have a sword- somewhere- where'd I put it- [pawing all over his toga]

lotuslife June 20 2010, 17:08:58 UTC

It's Vietnam. What's the matter, old man?

when_in_me June 20 2010, 17:11:59 UTC

Who? You're not my Italy. Where is he? I have plans for today! We have the thing, to go to, with the stuff!

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itdidntgrow June 20 2010, 17:02:53 UTC

...

[ JUST WALK AWAY, JUST WALK AWAY, JUST WALK OVER AND PUT A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER... ] Mr. Rome?

when_in_me June 20 2010, 17:08:40 UTC

[CLUTCHES] Who is that? I can't see, it's too dark and depressing! Help me, Italy!

itdidntgrow June 20 2010, 17:10:48 UTC

[ RESISTING VIOLENT INSTINCTS at that clutching. ] It's Hungary.

when_in_me June 20 2010, 17:13:09 UTC

Gary... Gary! You can help me find Italy! Take me to him, posthaste! There's no time to lose!

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grumpyopa June 20 2010, 18:49:09 UTC

((Watching from the bush like... four feet away.))

Pathetic.

when_in_me June 20 2010, 18:56:33 UTC

Oh! [scrambles up] I was just acting for my new play. Theater. Art stuff. You wouldn't understand.

grumpyopa June 20 2010, 19:00:35 UTC

((Pops out of his bush.

Points accusingly.))

You were wallowing over your grandson--and you're drunk.

when_in_me June 20 2010, 19:11:05 UTC

I am not damn, drunk it! You can't understand my pain. Your grandsons are here! I think. Maybe. I forget who they are.

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is_an_island June 20 2010, 19:06:07 UTC

What are you doing?

when_in_me June 20 2010, 19:12:04 UTC

[curled up in a ball on the street]

So lonely... If only someone, anyone would ease my anguish...

is_an_island June 20 2010, 19:12:55 UTC

You only need to ask, really.

[kicking him what is repressed resentment]

when_in_me June 20 2010, 19:14:59 UTC

Oh.

Hi, England.

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