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[Traveling as you are down Benny Road, you are treated to the sight of everybody's favorite toga-clad madman ceaselessly harassing another human being with the tenacity of a drunk puppy. While this is nothing out of the ordinary, today's victim is a random drone, and Rome appears to be more than slightly intoxicated himself.]
-really, Cassius, I don't have time for this! I need to get to work. Aren't you a bit too old to be playing games?
Games? Eh? You love games, Ita! We played games all the time! Remember when we played Tag, and Peek-A-Boo, and Stone-The-Adultress? Those were fun times, weren't they?
I've never really been much for playing games, Cassius.
Shut up! Today is Father's Day! You're supposed to honor your father! And grandfather, too! I'm your grandpa, so honor me! Call me Grandpa Rome! Yelling! Rarrgh! [With masterful dexterity, Rome narrowly avoids tripping over his own feet.]
You're acting pretty weird, Cassius. Shouldn't you be getting home and spending some time with your kids?
You are my kid, Ita! You're just as cute and adorable today as you were when you... ehhh... [Swaying slightly, Rome squints and peers at the drone's face closely.]
Wait. You're not my Ita.
I don't know who that is, Cassius! Maybe you should lie d-
IMPOSTER! [Rome pulls his foot back and plants it squarely in the drone's ass, kicking him away, before staggering away and stumbling into another drone.]
Aaaaah-! There you are, my little Ita! I was so worried we wouldn't get to spend today together, but now you're here, so-
What do you mean, Mr. Cassius? I'm a little confused...
Eh? No you're not! It's Father's Day, so today I'm gonna spend it with my kyoot widdle grandson Ita no matter what anyone has to say about it, and that's that!
Grandson? Oh, Mr. Cassius, you're so silly. I'm a woman!
[Rome breaks down sobbing in the street.]
-really, Cassius, I don't have time for this! I need to get to work. Aren't you a bit too old to be playing games?
Games? Eh? You love games, Ita! We played games all the time! Remember when we played Tag, and Peek-A-Boo, and Stone-The-Adultress? Those were fun times, weren't they?
I've never really been much for playing games, Cassius.
Shut up! Today is Father's Day! You're supposed to honor your father! And grandfather, too! I'm your grandpa, so honor me! Call me Grandpa Rome! Yelling! Rarrgh! [With masterful dexterity, Rome narrowly avoids tripping over his own feet.]
You're acting pretty weird, Cassius. Shouldn't you be getting home and spending some time with your kids?
You are my kid, Ita! You're just as cute and adorable today as you were when you... ehhh... [Swaying slightly, Rome squints and peers at the drone's face closely.]
Wait. You're not my Ita.
I don't know who that is, Cassius! Maybe you should lie d-
IMPOSTER! [Rome pulls his foot back and plants it squarely in the drone's ass, kicking him away, before staggering away and stumbling into another drone.]
Aaaaah-! There you are, my little Ita! I was so worried we wouldn't get to spend today together, but now you're here, so-
What do you mean, Mr. Cassius? I'm a little confused...
Eh? No you're not! It's Father's Day, so today I'm gonna spend it with my kyoot widdle grandson Ita no matter what anyone has to say about it, and that's that!
Grandson? Oh, Mr. Cassius, you're so silly. I'm a woman!
[Rome breaks down sobbing in the street.]