VIII

[when_in_me]

Hello, everybody! Grandpa Rome here! I just wanted to make a friendly announcement to the neighborhood about one of our newcomers. He goes by the name of Germania, and in the interest of our happy little community, I'd just like to clear a few things up about him! Everybody pay attention now~

First of all: don't panic if you see him. I know he

Comments

[kol_shevik]

... Russia would not want dog to get diseases!

[when_in_me]

Then you know what to do. Stock up on buckets while you have the chance!

[kol_shevik]

Should Russia also take measures to protect sisters? Is worried that will be looked at inappropriately.

[when_in_me]

Oh, no. Germania isn't interested in women. But it never hurts to be safe!

[kol_shevik]

If comrade is so knowledgeable about protecting self and family from harassment by ill-minded citizens, then perhaps knows something about one who is leaving pornographic statues on lawn then, Да~?

[when_in_me]

Pornographic statues? That's just gross. I don't condone that sort of behavior, nope, nope.

[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how little Rome has lived his decadent life. Is very rude to lie to a comrade's face, little Rome.

[when_in_me]

I'm not lying to your face, we're on the phone. Also I'm not lying.

[kol_shevik]

Would liar prefer Russia came and paid nice visit and had tea and discussed proper use of bucket?

[when_in_me]

I don't think my doorway is big enough to fit you, kiddo! So sorry, but I'll have to pass.