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[when_in_me]

[Today is a bad day to be the living room curtains of 1336 Benny Road

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[not_oflegend]

[Benny Road sure is busy today. Alice was on her way back to her own street after a walk, but stumbled back as the door was kicked open.]

W-what are you doing!? [She's holding her hand to her chest in reaction to the shock.]

[when_in_me]

Basking in eternal glory, what's it look like?

[not_oflegend]

...like you're going to a frat party.

[when_in_me]

Hey, no fair! It was my style first, they stole it from me!

[not_oflegend]

Your style?

[when_in_me]

Yeah! Togas were my invention. I was wearing them before they were cool!

[not_oflegend]

...yeah, I'm pretty sure whoever invented togas is long gone.

Are you feeling alright?

[when_in_me]

Well, I was gone, but now I'm back. And yeah, I'm feeling great!

[not_oflegend]

Back from the dead? Sure, why not? [Things couldn't get an more weird, right?]

Who are you anyway?

[when_in_me]

Grandpa Rome, at your service!

[not_oflegend]

Grandpa...Rome.

Interesting name. Explains the toga theme though.

[Yeah, no one's explained the whole 'countries are people too!' thing yet.]

[when_in_me]

Like I said, I totally invented the style, and then all those colleges and stuff started ripping me off. Nobody makes it work like I do, though!

[not_oflegend]

Right.

So what are you, a history buff or something?

[when_in_me]

I am history, girl! You're speaking to the former Roman Empire!

[not_oflegend]

The Roman Empire.

[when_in_me]

The one and only!