[Today is a bad day to be the living room curtains of 1336 Benny Road.
Rome, armed with a pair of scissors and a sewing needle, descends upon the living room like a hurricane, cutting and snipping and generally making a mess of himself. The drone wife is shooed into the kitchen after voicing her complaints. MERE MORTALS CANNOT COMPREHEND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS TASK.
Before long, Rome kicks down the front door, thrusts himself into the sunlight and basks in the glory of his brand new
homemade toga. (He is also striking that exact pose.)]
SUCCESS.