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[whattheytellyou]

[Filtered to all Females of the Barge, but away from Martha.]

[Sarah's looking much more herself lately. Might have something to do with the fact that Hoffman's in a coma, but who's to say, really? Of course, this also means she's feeling proactive and pushy again, and has decided to meddle:]I have this friend. When my inmate landed me in the

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[scarlet_discord]

Can I come?

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[whattheytellyou]

Of course, Wanda. It's an open invitation to all those of the female persuasion.

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[scarlet_discord]

Awesome! My first bachelorette party. I'll dig a cool present out of my jewelry drawer.

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[whattheytellyou]

I haven't been to one, myself, in a long time. It seemed like we could use a party, though. People have been complaining more often than usual over the network.

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[scarlet_discord]

You have a point. I mean. I actually am a teenager, and I do less Internet drama than this.

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[whattheytellyou]

We'll fix it. People need something to look forward to, or they just get caught in an endless feedback loop of self-pity and obnoxious behavior.

Seven-thirty, all right?

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[scarlet_discord]

Cool. Good. Cause as it is I might challenge the entire Barge to a pillow fight just to chill things out. It's hard to angst with feathers everywhere.

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[whattheytellyou]

...You know, you might be on to something, there.

[Sarah: proto-paintballer.]

I wonder if we can find some water balloons.

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[scarlet_discord]

I've only got a pack. We'd have to warn people. Being spludded involuntarily isn't as fun.

Silly Walks Contest? We'd have to do a Monty Python instructional skit series for the newbies.

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[whattheytellyou]

I wasn't thinking of using them tonight. More along the lines of hitting anyone who complains on the network with a volley of them. Negative reinforcement.

You're in charge of games, though. But make room for the coin toss. You know, bounce a coin into the shot glass, take a drink if you miss. Take a drink if you win, really. It's one of those kind of games.

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[scarlet_discord]

Wait wait...hold on...

Not at or near Elphaba, ok? If she is who I think she is then she's like, super duper allergic to water. That would be well beyond a game.

Unless we filled all the balloons with spray whipped cream. I don't think anyone's allergic to that.

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[whattheytellyou]

I know about Elphaba. Don't worry.

...Would they pop if we used whipped cream?

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[scarlet_discord]

Okay. Just lookin' out for my pointy-hatted homegirl.

Um, actually that is why you used pressurized cream. The gas pressure stretches the balloons taut enough that they'll break. It gets all over the place though.

...

...I came from a houseful of teenaged boys.

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[whattheytellyou]

Water's a lot easier to come by than whipped cream, though.

Hm.

This is going to take some thought.

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[scarlet_discord]

Weirdest Admiral request ever?

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[whattheytellyou]

I'm pretty sure Dr. House requested glitter at one point.