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[whattheytellyou]

[Filtered to all Females of the Barge, but away from Martha.]

[Sarah's looking much more herself lately. Might have something to do with the fact that Hoffman's in a coma, but who's to say, really? Of course, this also means she's feeling proactive and pushy again, and has decided to meddle:]I have this friend. When my inmate landed me in the

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[Girly Anti-Martha Filter]

[notarrowette]

Oh, I am SO in. ...How do we get a cake like that?

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[whattheytellyou]

Haven't you ever heard of those bundt cakes with the rum in the middle?

Ask Parker. She'll know what I'm talking about.

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[notarrowette]

No, but that sounds amazing. Maybe we can commandeer the kitchens to bake one. ...Um. Except we may not want to give Molly the baking duties.

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[whattheytellyou]

The way level seven smells on most days, I'm going to have to agree with you there. I don't know who's causing it, but I'm going to guess it's not just one person. I'm not risking baking duty on someone who might be making me want to try and get upwind of an entire floor.

We should call it "borrowing". We are "borrowing" the kitchen. "Commandeering" has been used and met with some outrage from the testosterone-afflicted contingency of the ship.

...Although, to be fair, Drake just wanted to know why he should be afraid of lipstick.

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[notarrowette]

I feel like I should defend her, but I have been in her room after a disastrous potion or two. I'd think the blame can be split pretty evenly between her and Tony. At least for some of it.

...I'm not sure if I should roll my eyes at the testosterone, or at Drake.

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[whattheytellyou]

I don't think I've met Tony.

You shouldn't roll your eyes at all. They'll get stuck like that one day.

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[notarrowette]

He's a wizard too, and--I think--about as good with potions as Molly.

...Sarah, you realize you sound like a mother when you say that kind of thing.

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[whattheytellyou]

I had a discussion with Neil Howie today that led me to realize that I'm probably one of older women on the barge. I'm just trying to find a good way to occupy my lot in life.

Mothering doesn't appeal to me. I'll try "big, irresponsible sister".

Let's go get drunk.

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[notarrowette]

I definitely approve of that plan!

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[goodgrasshopper]

I'm in, completely accurate slurs on my potion-making and cooking abilities aside. This sounds like a blast. Can I bring anything that doesn't involve cooking?

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[goodgrasshopper]

I'm crushed, Cissie. Crushed. How could you say that? Aside from the fact that it's completely true?

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[notarrowette]

Maybe because I care about the women on the Barge enough not to want to inflict food poisoning on them all?

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[goodgrasshopper]

...Cruel, but fair.