Any of you digits know if the bunker is still accessible or have the scientists been trying to cover up their tracks aga--Nevermind, I'll find that out for myself.

[His tone is less mocking, a little more serious than usual. He's got an idea and plans to take full advantage of the current state of the city ( Read more... )

..... .....

[His voice is somewhat shaky (and much higher pitched), but he's trying to stay strong.] I-I don't know what's going on but if you're planning on getting any ransom money out of this, don't hold your breath. You probably won't. Actually I'm 87% positive you won't.

[A pause following by rustling papers.] What's--

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You know, I'd be zetta pissed if this hadn't already happened before. Now it's just annoying.

I better get my hat back in t < 20 minutes or someone will be sorry. I'm positive of that.

... Shit I'm hungry.

[Sho's hands fiddling device as the video feed cuts on before he focuses it on his face, webcam style, with an expression close enough to :| as he's capable of making.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.] This again?

...

So how many of you haven't been eliminated yet?

Hah! I knew I'd outlast the rest of those 000s.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
TROLLING + YOU; SECTION 1
So I know some of you zeros want to be trolls so badly, and since I'm feeling zetta generous, I'm here to assist.

( Not an IC cut )

AGAIN?! This is the third iteration. Third. And it happens out approximately every six months. I doubt this is accidental.

[...]

Well well, let's see who the factor's here this time, hmmm?

Heh heh heh heh heh ...

t = 0, Kururugi. You failed.

( Filtered to Hanekoma Sanae // Unhackable )