Crotch Kick Tally
A little something I started keeping when he got kicked in the nads no fewer than nine times in his first three weeks playing. Let it also serve as encouragement to give him a hard time. (It builds character, you know.)
By anons
1 (dare)
1 (during raid)
1 (for punching)
1 (by the mun)
1 (for being a dick)
By other characters
1 (by little!England)
1 (by Ukraine, part 114, near miss)
By Namefags, or Other
1 (for the raid, part 112)
1 (on a dare, part 114)
1 (bitten! dare, part 115)
Current Tally: 10
....which is considerably less than I thought!