since nobody ever reads this journal, i'm just going to spam it
this is real life/ the blood, they will not wash away/ i'm crying
Once upon a time there was a vampire who was a gourmet. He only drank the blood of people who did not eat nonlocal or stale or mouldy or processed or unhealthy or gross foods because he thought that they were the only delicious people. Then one day he realized that he had bitten all the other gourmets and they had become vampires, and he couldn't drink vampire blood because it wasn't fresh, it was old dead yucky blood. So the gourmet vampires all starved and died. The end.
and then we all died and went to america
Once upon a time there was a clock named William. Who? What clock william. You are mistaken, I did no such thing. You are mad, my story is about a little woman named Pelony who lived in an ivory tower and did nothing except make rosemary tea. With her mind. Because she was psychic. But even though she was psychic noone liked her tea because it was crappy. So Godzilla and King Kong got married and on their hopneymoon they destroyed Paris. And Dubai. And Buenos Aires. The end.
Prince Roy poured millions into Sealand, transforming the inside of the ugly, wind-battered concrete slab balanced on two giant pillars into a luxurious palace for his family.
the japanese garhound is a rare and prized animal used for killing bears, oni, and godzilla it kills its prey with its teeth, claws, and molten lavalike blood which is like acid to any less manly than it or by turning into a saw and slicing them in half its fur sparkles like silver but is in fact made of highly polished steel it woos mates with its heavydeathmetallike song like heyenas the females have penislike genitials this is because they are so manly that they are practically men the japanese garhound eats children, women, larger dogs, horses, bulls, bears, lumberjacks, the undeserving, those upon whom god has inflicted divine punishment, and anyone less manly than itself but unfortunately the anime still sucked
it was just a generic shounen with dogs
when you can't tell dogs of two completely different breeds apart because they act exactly the same, that is not right.
http://bln.gs/b/1jojxf http://bln.gs/b/1joltr
sex
Dinosaurs having sex
in your town
on your street
in your house
on your bed
ooooooooooh yea.
I wonder how many people will be disturbed by that.
I wonder how many people are going to whine about their friends page being RUINED FOREVER