love, your dearest pal ray ray

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[indy_go]

Such fun. Bring it on folks, hit me with prompts. :D

[sequinedfairy]

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Number 27: Don't tell Princess Di Jokes

[indy_go]

27. Don’t tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).

With a put-upon sigh, Brad bent down to scoop Ray into a fireman's hold. "I can't believe I forgot how much of an imbecile you are."

"I know, right?" Except it sounded more like I doe, ride? due to what Brad suspected might be a broken nose. An elderly (and highly amused) gentleman had provided a snowy white handkerchief, which Ray had clamped over his face to staunch the bleeding. "I had to chase your sorry ass to England and remind you." He belched wetly

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[sequinedfairy]

oh my god, RAY RAY. only you. princess milf! HE IS MY FAVORITEEEEEEE. a compliment on their motherland, god, those english just have no proper sense of humor.

[jones6]

COMMENT!

This is a fantastic idea :D

[sequinedfairy]

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[jones6]

149. Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out."Hey, Trombley," Ray says, approaching the other man where he's cleaning his SAW. Trombley looks up with wary eyes as Ray nears him; his hands do not still on the weapon

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[noelia_g]

Okay. I was just quietly giggling all the way through, but I honestly lost it at 'show your work'. SHOW YOUR WORK. SHOW. YOUR. WORK.

I CAN'T EVEN.

♥

[lemniciate]

Uh, not actually commenting for prompts >___> Just here to say YAAAAAAAY.

And Lou's banner is fabulous ♥

[hulubululu]

thank you bb! ♥
lol, emmy asked me to prompt people, so i did, but then she already did it and someone else too, and i'm a total retard, haha! I shall leave the party to run its own course XD ♥

[lemniciate]

Haha, oh bb. :D there's no such thing as too many prompts! I'm off for my driving lesson, YOU SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING BEFORE I COME BACK. :P

115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.

[hulubululu]

HERE YOU GO. Enabler :P

[snarkaddict]

*giggles* This sounds like fun! Hit me, baby! :p

[indy_go]

37. Our corpsman is called “Doc Bryan”, not “Dr. Feelgood”.

70. I am not authorized to prescribe any form of medication.

76. “Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around” is *not* a cadence.

to start you off!

[lemniciate]

16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.

57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

188. May not challenge officers to “Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn”.

206. Not allowed to get shot.

:D

[noelia_g]

This is definitely not what I should be doing this evening. Oh, well. Hit me. :D

[jones6]

2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.

106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.

213. Do not convince NCO’s that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

40. I do not have super-powers.

106.

[noelia_g]

"You have to give it back," Brad says, because Brad lives to spoil everyone's fun

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[heyhoolou]

Ahahaha omg. Ray as a father = scary shit. Though I approve of babies who puke on Trombley. Well done, kid!