Toe Tag
The purpose of this entry is to fufill an obligation regarding 5 weird habits that I have. I am to request that five other people do the same, but I must first state these rules clearly (though I may modify them to my own liking. Depends on how I feel in the next minute or two).
RULES FOR THE "5 WEIRD HABITS TAG (not necessarily in this particular order, but they all must be done):
1. You must list five odd habits that you have.
2. You must choose five people that are not you.
3. You must request that they also tell people what five of their strange habits are.
4. Whilst you obey Rule #3, also request that they clearly state these and any other rules they wish to add.
5. And so on.
First, I shall defy convention for reasons that are NOT that I have yet to think of all 5 habitual peculiarities and list the five taggees.
THOSE THAT ARE NOW "TAGGED":
You. (I can get away with this because I highly doubt that there are more than 5 people who read this. Being anonymous kicks ass!)
THE LIST OF WEIRD HABITS I HAVE
1) Whenever someone asks me to do something (actually asks, not tells me to or demands), my first thought is always "No."
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Plain Quote: "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided." - Mark Twain
David Quote: "HA!"
Last Consumables: Food = Hershey's Kiss --- Drink = Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola
Emotional Charger: Chuck Norris. Never did one man do so little and do so much. Some college kid decided to tell some jokes about him, now he's actually making money again doing every other talk show in existance. Not only that, but Total Gym sales are going up (helping him, the company, and the fat people that are buying and using it for the novelty), DVD sales are going up (helping the media market more than it really needs, but who really cares?), the USA network is actually getting viewers (the rest of their stuff still sucks), and most importantly, it's an obsession that parents can't get too riled up about. He's the kind of guy parents love: a devout Christian, polite, nice, preaches peace (but be able to kick someones ass to Neptune if the need arises), and is just an all-around good guy. He's helping the economy with almost no effort and your mom can't complain. That is a man to be admired.
Debacle de 100: The story of the common man is seldom told. More than likely, it's because it's common. People listen to stories about the brave and adventurous, the sad and tragic, the cute and funny, but not the plain and boring. This doesn't make their story any less important, but certainly a lot less interesting. Read the comment. But given a new perspective, a boring man's story can change drastically. It can be the stuff of legends! Let's take an exercise in perspective alteration, shall we?
RULES FOR THE "5 WEIRD HABITS TAG (not necessarily in this particular order, but they all must be done):
1. You must list five odd habits that you have.
2. You must choose five people that are not you.
3. You must request that they also tell people what five of their strange habits are.
4. Whilst you obey Rule #3, also request that they clearly state these and any other rules they wish to add.
5. And so on.
First, I shall defy convention for reasons that are NOT that I have yet to think of all 5 habitual peculiarities and list the five taggees.
THOSE THAT ARE NOW "TAGGED":
You. (I can get away with this because I highly doubt that there are more than 5 people who read this. Being anonymous kicks ass!)
THE LIST OF WEIRD HABITS I HAVE
1) Whenever someone asks me to do something (actually asks, not tells me to or demands), my first thought is always "No."
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Plain Quote: "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided." - Mark Twain
David Quote: "HA!"
Last Consumables: Food = Hershey's Kiss --- Drink = Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola
Emotional Charger: Chuck Norris. Never did one man do so little and do so much. Some college kid decided to tell some jokes about him, now he's actually making money again doing every other talk show in existance. Not only that, but Total Gym sales are going up (helping him, the company, and the fat people that are buying and using it for the novelty), DVD sales are going up (helping the media market more than it really needs, but who really cares?), the USA network is actually getting viewers (the rest of their stuff still sucks), and most importantly, it's an obsession that parents can't get too riled up about. He's the kind of guy parents love: a devout Christian, polite, nice, preaches peace (but be able to kick someones ass to Neptune if the need arises), and is just an all-around good guy. He's helping the economy with almost no effort and your mom can't complain. That is a man to be admired.
Debacle de 100: The story of the common man is seldom told. More than likely, it's because it's common. People listen to stories about the brave and adventurous, the sad and tragic, the cute and funny, but not the plain and boring. This doesn't make their story any less important, but certainly a lot less interesting. Read the comment. But given a new perspective, a boring man's story can change drastically. It can be the stuff of legends! Let's take an exercise in perspective alteration, shall we?