A modest revelation
I have decided to go public with my problem, guys. I carry vats of acid around with me (hidden in my belt) and I am slowly posioning you all. Every time you take a sip of that sweet water, or coke, or whatever.... you are ingesting my well concieved acid. Sorry, it has to be done. My goal is to carve out tiny holes in all of your throats... so that I may collect your juices at night. What am I doing with those juices? Hah! you shall never know.