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I was aware that Angelina Jolie has done sex scenes, but I suppose I never really gave much thought to it before. Now, I see that I am a fool, and it's time for me to rectify this. Original Sin, incidentally, is a masterpiece. So without any further ado, I present to you scientific evidence that Antonio Banderas was Jesus Christ (Lamb of Hosts) in another life.
Assume alongside me that karma is, in fact, a thing. Assume further than leading a good life will earn you rewards in the next life.
Now, assume that Jesus Christ is the best person ever to have lived.
Imagine how good a life you would have to live to earn the right to have as your job, however temporarily, to lick Angelina Jolie's nipple. "Listen, Antonio. Andy. Tony. Andytony. We want to give you this big pile of money. In exchange, you will lick Angelina Jolie's tits."
Antonio is the Jesus, all praise be to Him, amen.
Assume alongside me that karma is, in fact, a thing. Assume further than leading a good life will earn you rewards in the next life.
Now, assume that Jesus Christ is the best person ever to have lived.
Imagine how good a life you would have to live to earn the right to have as your job, however temporarily, to lick Angelina Jolie's nipple. "Listen, Antonio. Andy. Tony. Andytony. We want to give you this big pile of money. In exchange, you will lick Angelina Jolie's tits."
Antonio is the Jesus, all praise be to Him, amen.