completely disastrous
well thursday night i met this national guard guy at the bar. well i give him my phone number and all that jazz and yes we kissed but nothing else. well friday night rolls around and he calls me four fucking times. i just met this guy 24 hours before and hes called 4 times. and i talked to him on 3 of them. well he tells me on saturday we could get together and do something like a lunch or movie before i have to go to work. i say okay. well he gets to my apartment at about 10. and we sit on my couch. within five minutes he is right next to me, practically sitting on top of me with his arm around me and his hand on my leg. ok i don't like to be touched that much so that for me was damn near unbearable. then he starts kissing me and kissing my neck. now if i was a guy and i was kissing some girl and she wasn't touching me or making any sound at all, especially on the neck, that would send up a flag. well he tries to get on top of me and i push him away and say down boy. well we watch tv for a couple of minutes then he starts kissing me and all that shit, then he tries to get on top of me again, and i push him away again, but this time i tell him its time for you to go. i feed him a line of bullshit about how i can't see him again for a couple of days and whatnot. but im not down with that shit. and i told him when i met him that if he was looking for a quick score he should go find someone else, apparently he didn't get the point. when he left im not even kidding i had to bruch my teeth and change my clothes. whatever his cologne was, just eww.