Kiersten and I went to IKEA today for lunch and while we were there, a guy was standing in line and I was like 'I know him.. but how do I know him?'. So I commensed staring at him and he caught me staring at him, but I kept staring anyway like the creeper mc-creeperson I am. And as I watched him drench his salad in bbq sauce and honey mustard dressing (and seriously, who the fuck does that), I was like: "oh.... that's Tiffert"
And then I was like 'good job Nora, you're officially a creepy stalker face'. And then when we got up to leave, he watched us leave. Probably because he thought we could potentially be rabid creeper stalker face fangirls
excuse me as I die of mortification
I wanted to ask for an autograph but he was eating alone and I don't like approaching players when they're not 'at work' because they have private lives too