Photobomb

[wh_mermaid]

Title Photobomb
Pairing Juan Mata/David Luiz
Rating PG13
WC 1923
Disclaimer Not true
Summary Silly fluff about Juan and David's relationship.
AN This is practically co-written by eileenyx and is for her. This is pretty much our back and forth head-canon conversation about them.

Comments

[kfunk22]

finally getting around to reading this silly, perfect, beautiful fic of yours, nora.

i'd never considered them together, but they're so wonderful here. the way you portray their relationship is sweet and simple, much like i imagine the men themselves. and i loved your line about kisses that taste like sunshine, and the image of david screaming at the sun. and dying that they have a regular stall at the tate for naughty hijinks.

and the opening scene, in trafalagar square, when juan spies david just randomly photobombing tourists and families? truly lmfao.

random comment is random. saw you'd posted new fic, greedily went to read it, promptly got lost in the pokeomon parts and started to sadface. but then remembered i had this bookmarked and all is well with the world again! /even more random musings on random comment.

[wh_mermaid]

yay! I'm glad you liked this. They're kind of my new secret OTP and I was like 'wait, why didn't this occur to anyone because they're perfect for each other' and just lskdjgdsflkgjdf;lgkdfj I'm going to write them forever.

lol about the pokemon fic- I was like 'most of fandom won't get this but it's okay'.

<33333

[kfunk22]

yes, please do write more of them!

also, while i'm on a roll telling you what to write: after, you should do a whole series of piers morgan hatewank!fics. is it completely ridiculous that admit that when i saw his twitter reaction to RVP's transfer, and the subsequent bickering w/ Rio, not a minute passed before i started wondering if you were going fic about it... and i'm not ashamed about it. not at all.

[wh_mermaid]

ugh, I typed out a longish reply to this and my computer is being evil and refreshed the page >>>.>>>>!!!!!!

but omg yes, I am writing a sequel now featuring RVP. Like, 3 or 4 people tweeted/text/messaged me asking if I was going to and I totally am (and calling it Tiers for Piers- thanks Rio!)

And this is probably the saddest confession ever but I have this burning urge to be famous SOLELY to be interviewed by Piers Morgan and show up to the interview in a City Nasri jersey. Like, that's what keeps me writing and doing the other stuff. Lol twisted but seriously, so trolltastic.

I love that so many people have ~liked this Piers fic because it's so disgustingly wrong but at the same time it's so canon in my head mwuahahahaha

[kfunk22]

hooray! this news is filling me with unadulterated excitment. i knew i couldn't be the only one! i still find myself giggling over that fic at random times. no, seriously. i'll see a billboard of him, or a magazine ad, and just kind of lose it a little.

and lmao about your lifelong ambition. oh god, that would be amazing. he'd probably end up swooning over finding a kindred troll in you.

it's so disgustingly wrong
and i think you meant deliciously wrong there, lady!

also, completely random drive-by fic rec. have you read thelastfig's amazing dv/ds southern gothic au? so fucking brilliant.

[wh_mermaid]

If Piers Morgan swooned in front of me... well, I would probably suggest a strap on for some hate sex... wait, what I am saying? psh negl I totally would. As long as it was hate sex. with a strap on.

mwuahahahaha if I ever saw him on a billboard or in a magazine I would probably giggle uncontrollably. I bet Nasri rips pictures of Piers out of magazines and sticks them on the City dart board for Mario to use. The City players ripping on Piers when he was being particularly vicious to Nasri was heartwarming ngl. Especially Nigel >>>:D

No, I haven't read it yet, but it is on my to-read list (which grows every day). Oh dv/ds ;-; not enough of it in the world

[kfunk22]

*snort* As long as it was hate sex. with piers, is there any other kind?

[wh_mermaid]

.... okay ngl I considered writing an angsty ~loving sex scene between him and Nasri. Like, when they're at that fine line of love/hate and they're hate fucking all the time and they might actually like each other (except not really as it's all in Piers' head) and he realizes he's kind of in love with Nasri. Oh dear, I have an angst problem ^^;

[kfunk22]

i'm trying not to wake my roommate up, but i cannot stop laughing about this. now i'm totally picturing piers trying to seduce nasri away from the hatesex to more tender ministrations with french champagne and fois gras (smuggled into california, of course!)

I have an angst problem but you write it so well!

also, i love that this entire discussion is taking place on a chelsea fic about juan mata/david luiz.

[wh_mermaid]

omg bwuahahahahahahahahahaha. Nasri would be like 'uh.... are there cameras hidden, what is this?' and Piers would be blushing horrifically and stuttering as he offered Nasri a baguette and a cheese tray. Then he would remember 'I'm Piers Morgan, damn it!' and then tell Samir that he had romantic intentions... probably while Nasri slowly started backing up to the door. And then Piers starts showing up around City's training ground and Nasri is like 'guyyyyssss Piers has a crush on me and won't leave me alone' and .... oh god, this is just spiraling into out of control crack that ends with Micah or Gael challenging Piers to a duel (fencing of course!) over Nasri's honor

and yes, although I'd like to think Juan would just look at this thread bewildered while David nodded and added some trolly tidbits to it. They would totally ship it

[kfunk22]

'uh.... are there cameras hidden, what is this?' and Piers would be blushing horrifically because indeed there would be! because he'd set them up earlier to record their romantic dalliance.

fencing! hahaha! and then he'd probably have a severe allergic reaction to wimblydon and go into anaphylactic shock. oh piers, you're such an easy target. i love it!