Bruises and Beard Burn- Why Mike is a Tortured Soul

[wh_mermaid]

Title: Bruises and Beard Burn- Why Mike is a Tortured Soul
Pairing: Erik Friberg/Roger Levesque
Word Count: 1135
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Only real in my mind ;-;
Summary: “You guys are kind of loud when you’re… you know… going at it, and it keeps Taylor and I up at night sometimes.”
“You can hear us when we…?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh.”

A/N: This is a crack!fic that

Comments

[luxover]

U G H WHY IS THIS PAIRING SO FLAWLESS

SECOND ONLY TO DONOVASH TBQH

I LOOOOOVE THIS PART:
“How long do we have to do this?”
“Until Mike starts to cry.”

serious so time for loser case: i love this. i love how erik is shy and quiet and kind of awkward and unsure, but not too much of any of that, and roger is strong and definite and very much a constant, and i love how they're serious about being together but they're not serious together, like they still joke around, jumping on the bed and being silly, and roger even shaves his magnifican beard for erik because their love is just that true and pure.

just.

ahhhhhhh no words

[wh_mermaid]

SECOND ONLY TO DONOVASH TBQH

[luxover]

LOL YOUR OTHER LONGER ONE BRAINWASHED ME SO HARDCORE THAT I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN NOTICED IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AND WOULD HAVE LOVED IT ANYWAYS (lol when i was reading that one, i legit had to open a word doc because i was like, ooh! remember to comment on this! and ooh!! don't forget to mention that!! so i had to keep ~track)

[weekendoffender]

I don't even know who these people are, but the summary caught my attention and the story was adorable and all kinds of funny.

[wh_mermaid]

Thank you ^_^

[quack]

ahahaha this is wonderful. you should write sounders fic forever ok

I don’t know how the fuck it can sound like there are 20 people in there fucking, but I don’t want to hear it any more.

THIS IS NOW MY CANON FOR WHEN THE SOUNDERS GO ON THE ROAD. MIKE FUCITO'S HARVARD EDUCATED BRAIN NEEDS SLEEP, HOW DARE THEY.

[wh_mermaid]

I want to live in Sounders fic. I need them to be back here and not on the friggin road so I can go down to Starfire and creepily watch them practice. Just like, sit in some trees with binoculars and be like '... ignore me... fapfapfapfap'

Thank you for commenting ^_^

[greenpixiehair]

full disclosure: I don't really know sounders boys, though google images tells me they're cute.
second full disclosure: I laughed out loud anyway, like a properly hysterical person

[wh_mermaid]

WHAT???? After my oh so amazing Sounders 101 (I think it was back in June or July) and my Pimp my OTP post???? lol

TY boo <3

[greenpixiehair]

your OTP pimp post was brilliant, I knew I remembered the names from somewhere

idk man, I think I only like the one in ur icon, what's his name, young up and coming amurrikan...

[wh_mermaid]

This icon? This is Erik, the Swede. The one most people gush over is Fredy but he's Colombian. Jeff and Roger are the Amurikans I pic spam but they're like... 30??? lol. Did you read my other Sounders fic (aka the one where I fap over them in fic form)??? You get a better sense of them in that one

Dude, remind me to stop drinking so much because I'm going to be uber hungover in the morning and watching City with a bleary bitchface -_____-

[wh_mermaid]

^_^ Glad you liked it <3