hahahaha i like this thing.

grabbed my cock a couple days ago. i rolled over in bed and was like fuck. and my dick looked at me. yea that was weird. so i jerked the fuck out of it. and it stopped lookin.

pretty eyes.

i jerked off a long time ago but i dont have a computer that works and i am at my friends house and remembered i jerked so i am adding it. yea i think it was good, most likely.

i am just not horny. i dont fucking get it. i get hard. i jerk off. but i just dont care when it happens. i dont feel the tingle. but yea i jerked and yea no tingle.

i jerked, i just felt i had to.

my computer crashed. so i am out of porn. so i used a victoria secret catalog. i kinda liked it. left shit up to your imagination. i am just realizing how creepy this is. fucking hell.

MY DICK IS BROKE AS SHIT!! I AM NOT HORNY!! AHHHAHAHAHA I AM FREE!!

what a whorebag. internet porn rules. this chick is a whorebag and it was awesome. brown hair a floppy tits. i'm gonna go eat a hamburger.

i just jerked to some foreign porn and the dude was yelling fucked shit. but the chick had pretty eyes. foreign chicks dude, foreign chicks.

jerked. then i showered. then i made a sandwich. then i ate it.