So this is how the message goes. First, must find a monk suffering from syphilitic insanity and cure him with a broom stick. Second, you must gather not one but three individually colored keys with images of Incas engaged in acts of ritual sacrifice emblazoned upon them. Strangely, each act of sacrifice will involve a long rod with a sheaf of corn ( Read more... )

ask_tiresias picks his top ten video games and I return the favor ( Read more... )

Either this is some kind of a sick joke, or someone has laced my morning coffee with DMT. I should not be seeing this: Welcome to Fairyland online. Coming to me courtesy of bloody Malaysia, available to you at: http://www.fairyland.com.my/Read more... )

Back to the business of digital representation execution. Unreal Tournament has been revived on my machine, including my own levels, so Im once more a happy camper. Killing and killing and killing and killing andHouston, we have a negative on that orbital trajectory. Damn, sausaged by my own map.

Some kind soul on IRC just let on that while the kitten sandbag gun is a fairly modern idea, cats have been used as silencers since before 1950. Postal 2, a videogame famous more for its prequel, Postal, and its hyena-ous violence, even attempts to use a cat as a silencer for a shotgun, with less than pretty results. For obvious reasons, the cat, ( Read more... )