Well, one Dad's side (of the family) it's mostly Celtic (Scottish/Irish) and German. On Mum's side there's Irish, French, Spanish, Flemish, and Mi'kmaq
What message is (or was) on your answering machine?
I used to have this message on my voice mailbox:
"Greetings. This is Science Officer Spock, and currently there are no lifeforms available to take your call. But at the prearrange audio signal, please feel free to leave any verbal communications you feel is necessary. Live long and prosper."