Tax Laws for 2007
*Don't open if easliy offended*
The only thing the Tax Man has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
The only thing the Tax Man has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!