Things my cats do.
• Insist on smelling my hands after I've put on scented lotion, then wince back with closed eyes as if I'm torturing them.
• Meow piteously as if they're starving, even though there is food in their dishes.
• Eat dead leaves that have been tracked into the house, then puke them back up again. Yay, puddles of saliva, now with bonus chewed up crunchy leaf!
• Lick plastic bags.
• Carry toys around in their mouths and try to meow around the toys.
• Lie down where I was sitting as soon as I stand up.
• Go into the closet as soon as I open the door, then complain when I shut them in without realizing it. Then, when I let them out again, scratch hopefully at the closet door.
• SHED EVERYWHERE.
• Meow piteously as if they're starving, even though there is food in their dishes.
• Eat dead leaves that have been tracked into the house, then puke them back up again. Yay, puddles of saliva, now with bonus chewed up crunchy leaf!
• Lick plastic bags.
• Carry toys around in their mouths and try to meow around the toys.
• Lie down where I was sitting as soon as I stand up.
• Go into the closet as soon as I open the door, then complain when I shut them in without realizing it. Then, when I let them out again, scratch hopefully at the closet door.
• SHED EVERYWHERE.