Another Pathetic Lifeform (for Bant)
This fic is rated: G
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn
Timeline: a year or two before TPM
Summary: a rescue attempt gone horribly wrong
Warnings: slightly silly
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: I have 4 drabbles still available here.
Cross-Posted were_lemur, skywalker_days
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. I own a 22-year-old pickup truck. I hope that Mr. Lucas will accept this story as the tribute to his genius it is, and not sue me for what little I have. No infringement is intended, no profit is being made.
"Another pathetic lifeform, Master?"
Qui-Gon Jinn walked out of the lake with the exaggerated dignity of a wet sand-panther. "I would consider it a great personal favor," he said, "if you did not tell Master Yoda about this."
"Of course not," Obi-Wan said. He couldn't keep the corners of his mouth from twitching. "I think Master Windu would be a much more appreciative audience."
Qui-Gon's only response was to shove his sodden robe into Obi-Wan's arms.
"According to the tourist guide," Obi-Wan said, "the river squid has a special tentacle shaped like a kri-lizard that it uses to lure predators."
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn
Timeline: a year or two before TPM
Summary: a rescue attempt gone horribly wrong
Warnings: slightly silly
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: I have 4 drabbles still available here.
Cross-Posted were_lemur, skywalker_days
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. I own a 22-year-old pickup truck. I hope that Mr. Lucas will accept this story as the tribute to his genius it is, and not sue me for what little I have. No infringement is intended, no profit is being made.
"Another pathetic lifeform, Master?"
Qui-Gon Jinn walked out of the lake with the exaggerated dignity of a wet sand-panther. "I would consider it a great personal favor," he said, "if you did not tell Master Yoda about this."
"Of course not," Obi-Wan said. He couldn't keep the corners of his mouth from twitching. "I think Master Windu would be a much more appreciative audience."
Qui-Gon's only response was to shove his sodden robe into Obi-Wan's arms.
"According to the tourist guide," Obi-Wan said, "the river squid has a special tentacle shaped like a kri-lizard that it uses to lure predators."