Madison, Indiana ( Read more... )

Madison, Indiana ( Read more... )

WIPIN MY ASS WITH COFFEE FILTERS
TRYIN TO CATCH THOSE FLOWER WILTERS
CUM TO A SONG AND HEAD TO THE PUB
they say we'll make it someday....

My advice to you is don't worry about it. Take some time off or don't. This is the first time in your life that you don't have to worry about something being due at a certain time... take advantage of it. You can eat chocolate ice cream on the couch all day and wake up when the rent's due. Don't rush into an internship or an office job if that's ( Read more... )

"I learned I'm not cut out for success. I don't like myself well enough to sustain it. So I prefer being a failure, which means I'll be a failure again, and then I'll hate that." --Jonathan Ames

My boyfriend, thinking I was pregnant with his child, asked me to marry him this past weekend.

He knows my menstrual cycle better than I do. I swear. He kept asking me, Aren't you late? I don't know. I don't keep track of that stuff I mean--not really. It comes or it doesn't, but it always comes, you know?

It wasn't really a big deal to me but ( Read more... )

"It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming, or tedious." - Oscar Wilde

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuckit.

"How old are you?"
"When I'm bored I feel ancient."

remember what you said?
there's no shortcut to a dream.
there's blood and sweat and life
is what you manage in between.