I only hate Livejournal slightly less
Things I learned today:
1. I dont like the FAA.
2. Where Sarah is hiding my christmas present.
3. Travis is a heavy sleeper.
4. Hallways can be sexy.
5. Apparently I'm going to update my livejournal more than I originally thought.
6. Selena has the ability to make you bleed from minor injuries.
7. There were actually cookies left over.
And there was much rejoicing. Why? Because the brain cells were not completely going to hell.
"Those are your christmas pants!"
"My christmas pants?"
"You're supposed to wear them on Christmas day."
"But I needed pants today."
"I guess i'll just wash them again."
"Do these pants make me look like I have a butt?"
"Yes, that's why you wear them on Christmas."
"...What kind of scary ass christmases have you had?"*
*Please note that this sentence was added in order to make the preceding funnier, though at the time it was funny...and still is...but I'm strange so... there ya go. Fetch the stick boy! Go get it! *cough* seriously though, don't go through other people's mail. Because if you do, thy wont answer the door and you'll sit outside wondering whether or not they are home. Eventually you'll get tired and leave, "accedentally"(imagine air quotations that arent acutally air quotations but are actually just you forming your fingers into the shape you would use to make air quotations and then moving them in the air, making a circle) taking their mail with you. This person will eventually wake up and decide that they want their mail. When they realize that the mail is not there they become enraged and call the Department of Motor Vehicles. Where they are redirected to the Post Office. When they call the Post Office they will have cooled down because they saw a cute animal and took out their anger upon it. Therefore they will just hang up and go back to sleep. When the end of the month rolls around they get their cell phone bill and realize that all this time they have been using a cell phone service based in Australia. Because of this their roaming charges are outragious and they go bankrupt and have to join the French Foreign Legion. All because you looked at their mail. Prick.
1. I dont like the FAA.
2. Where Sarah is hiding my christmas present.
3. Travis is a heavy sleeper.
4. Hallways can be sexy.
5. Apparently I'm going to update my livejournal more than I originally thought.
6. Selena has the ability to make you bleed from minor injuries.
7. There were actually cookies left over.
And there was much rejoicing. Why? Because the brain cells were not completely going to hell.
"Those are your christmas pants!"
"My christmas pants?"
"You're supposed to wear them on Christmas day."
"But I needed pants today."
"I guess i'll just wash them again."
"Do these pants make me look like I have a butt?"
"Yes, that's why you wear them on Christmas."
"...What kind of scary ass christmases have you had?"*
*Please note that this sentence was added in order to make the preceding funnier, though at the time it was funny...and still is...but I'm strange so... there ya go. Fetch the stick boy! Go get it! *cough* seriously though, don't go through other people's mail. Because if you do, thy wont answer the door and you'll sit outside wondering whether or not they are home. Eventually you'll get tired and leave, "accedentally"(imagine air quotations that arent acutally air quotations but are actually just you forming your fingers into the shape you would use to make air quotations and then moving them in the air, making a circle) taking their mail with you. This person will eventually wake up and decide that they want their mail. When they realize that the mail is not there they become enraged and call the Department of Motor Vehicles. Where they are redirected to the Post Office. When they call the Post Office they will have cooled down because they saw a cute animal and took out their anger upon it. Therefore they will just hang up and go back to sleep. When the end of the month rolls around they get their cell phone bill and realize that all this time they have been using a cell phone service based in Australia. Because of this their roaming charges are outragious and they go bankrupt and have to join the French Foreign Legion. All because you looked at their mail. Prick.