I already hate this...

[wench_of_sarah]

Due to circumstances I am currently searching for in the persuit of sustinance. If you wish to join me in said persuit you may contact me. If not...then the spork industry will collapse because you didnt come to KFC with me so KFC didnt make enough money to buy the sporks. The slowing of spork production will cause the country to move into a depression and eventual second collapse of the stock market(all industries are tied to the sporks industy, because without them people couldnt eat). Then the governments of the world will decide that to only way to get ot of the depresiion os to have a war, but because our country will be in that 30 minute period inbetween the leaving of one president and the inauguration of of the next, the secretary of Defense will decide to blow up the moon. When he launches Nuklear missles he forgets to target the moon so they all go to their pre programed destinations: Moskow, Berlin, Rome, and Wellington(It offended Bush that "hairy transmidguals" could be invisible and he couldnt). The firing of the missiles will trigger the "Star Wars" project put into motion by President Reagan, but because all of the satellites recently got updated to Windows ME they're programming will tell them to shoot the sun. The resulting blast(which wont occure for several days) will cause the sun to explode just as the world signs the Treaty of Versailles 2.0b (2.0a accedentally made Poland the ruling nation) ending the war and creating a global government. All of this just because you didn't want to go eat wendy's with me. Well I hope you're happy you hussy..

It's only this long because that ^ part is copy and paste...this is the third time ive tried to update...i already hate livejournal.